Monday, March 9, 2009

Wen I Growww Up xD

Mann CHW was so awesomeee...
Only I wish I could do more apart from sitting there in Sibling Childcare playing with kids and this bitchy old woman screeching at us to watch the kids and pick up all the toys they threw around -.-' And then when we like put some retarded toy on the top shelf she's just like coldly..."Don't you know where the bottom is?"
And when we were chatting for like just a second she's like "Who's watching the kids? You should be watching them."

Felt like screaming in her face YOU WATCH THEM BITCH...YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND ON YOUR FAT ASS INSIDE ON THIS TINY CHAIR THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK WHILE BOSSING US AROUND LIKE SLAVES
Then spitting in her face and kicking her in the balls
If she had any...

Anyway so I was punctual for once; instead of being like 20 minutes late...I was 20 minutes early (8:40)! So I'm like WOW I'm so early the hospital probably hasn't even opened yet.

Turns out Bahaven and Fagdrew were already there...Oh and it turns out he's not actually that bad I guess [hence I have deleted everything I said about him]. Kinda made me think...maybe I've been the dickhead all along and he just didn't like me cause I didn't like him. Like how I hate some people just because they hate me first. o__O

Anyway so first this nice volunteer called Sue showed me all round the hospital including the wards, specialist clinics, library, extremely expensive canteen, etc. And then we went to the Clubbe Ward, which was for kids with all these really terrible burns all over their body. It feels so bad when they're like all crying from the pain and there's like nothing you can do but watch helplessly...
So the mum of this really cute little girl said she had to pop out for like one hour to do something, and so Sue and I were like "No problem, whatever, we'll just take her for a walk while you're gone." So we like walked round the hospital a few times, went outside to look at this huge bird enclosure they have and stuff and went back. It was like 10:30. And she still wasn't back. Then we like kept her in the pram thingy and kept rocking it back and forth to stop her crying for like another 2 hrs or whatever =.=

After 2.5 hours we gave up...cause if you stopped moving her pram she'd start crying so we had to like keep walking her round the hospital...
Her mum still wasn't back so we sent another volunteer down cause we were about to die of boredom...

So after that extremely eventful morning, Andrew, Bahaven and I like had our morning tea...then lunch. And realised that Dennis, Edward, Roshan, Ada, Gusta and Denise were also there ^^ And the lamest part is that...Ada and Gusta get their own office which has like a TV and microwave and shit...and get to actually follow all these doctors around =[

We went outside and looked at the fully awesome courtyard which had like all these really nice trees and bushes and playgrounds and the bird cage and an ampitheatre and just spent the 1 hr lunch out there...all the while with the "aroma" of Gusta's extremely pungent curry pie wafting over even from like 4 metres away. And it was only then that we all realised we were meant to get all these tuberculosis vaccinations and shit...but yea whatever T___T
And we played bowling with the hugeass chess pieces on the ground + a checker piece as the bowling ball =D

After lunch we went down to the oncology (cancer and tumours) department where all the kids with leukaemia and stuff have to get their treatments. You walk in the door and it suddenly like feels all miserable =[
But we went to the playroom...and played with Play-Doh xD Which btw was the most fun we had all day. We sat in tiny chairs with this really nice volunteer lady who just let us play and chatted with us xD There was this Play-Doh syringe where you like put doh in and shove in a plunger and it squeezes out the other end in this really nice zig zaggy pattern - kinda like toothpaste but like in a star shape.

And Andrew Li mixed the green and orange so that it looked like crap coming out of a baby's ass lmao

Then we got thrown into the Sibling Childcare hole with that bitch. End of story.

Except after work we decided to go on a self guided tour of the hospital. And Fagdrew Li suggested we go in the glass elevator...which we later realised went to day surgery and administration -.-'

And we went looking for Dennis and Edward and Ada and Gusta on the 3rd floor [which is like a labyrinth]. We walk into this clinic that says Child Assessment Centre cos we have no idea where rehab is. And Beehiven's like

"Do you know where the rehabilitation clinic is?" (...Awkward silence) "Yes. This is it. Do you have an appointment?" (...Even awkwarder silence) "Um...No..."


>we sprint out door giggling like little girls< -.-'

xD

Then we found the awesome Starlight Room - which is all dark and cool and has really nice people and a Wii and like 10 Gamecubes and a piano and a GIANT MOVIE SCREEN!! Only they were playing HSM2...which is extraordinarily gay...as gay as the day is long and as Andrew Li.

Speaking of Andrew...it's funny how u can pretend to be other people on the cbox...like this


>Read "Esther's" comments<

Lol I am so lame xD

Ah well gotta go do sdd now =] CYAAA ^^

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