Lord of the Guys

Man...this week has been so lame - we go back to school and BOOM! It's like shit flying right into your face. First we get the ever-enjoyable compulsory cross-country carnival, during which we had to "run" 6kms. I didn't.

I walked the whole way with Bob and got 72 minutes lmao. By that time McKenzie had stopped all the watches and printed the times already -.- And then pwned us...and then she blew us up with a McKenzinator 3000 and we were liquified.
Followed of course by double maths. Which actually turns out to not be that bad; Howlett is so awesome. Maths is now kinda like commerce with Flood =]

Yesterday was pretty lame...of course apart from our Science lesson during which we very deeply analysed Lord of the Flies. It's so funny when you take things out of context. It turns very gay.

Chapter 1:

“He said you blew from down here.” Piggy laid a hand on his jutting abdomen. “You try, Ralph.”

This amused both boys so much that Ralph went on squirting for some minutes, between bouts of laughter.

“Steeper,” said Jack. Ralph made a cupping gesture. “That bit of forest down there...the mountain holds it up”

But this nothing compared to the chapter which we decided to scrutinise so closely – Chapter 7: Shadows and Tall Trees. Here comes the real stuff – it’s so scary how it seems almost like this was done on purpose:

Ralph found that he had rock painfully gripped in both hands, found his body arched, the muscles of his neck stiff, his mouth strained open. He [Simon] was kneeling on one knee...his other leg stretched down to Ralph’s level. Ralph was puzzled and searched Simon’s face for a clue.
“It’s so big, I mean – ”
Simon nodded.
Some of the strain had gone from Ralph’s body. He...smiled bitterly at Simon.
“Got a ship in your pocket?” [like the Subway “Is that a 7-inch sub in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me” ads]
Simon grinned and shook his head.

I swear I didn’t make this up. If you don’t believe me go read pg 137 of our edition...

He was glad to loiter, cradling his spear.

Ralph talked on, excitedly.
“I hit him all right. The spear stuck in. I wounded him!”

“Hold him!”
They got his arms and legs. Ralph, carried away by a sudden thick excitement, grabbed Eric’s spear and jabbed at Robert with it.
Ralph too was fighting to get near, to get a handful of that brown vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.
Then they lay quiet, panting, listening to Robert’s frightened snivels...
“Oh, my bum!”
“That was a good game.”
“Just a game.”
“You want a pig,” said Roger, “like in a real hunt.”
“Use a littun,” said Jack, and everybody laughed.

Anyway - today was an uber bludge. Had like stupid PE dancing for first 2 periods, then the Brain Bee which was like OMFG hard =[ Considering I read the entire book only last night...let's hope I get through =D
Except Joshua and Gusta pressed Back - which like made the test die and so they came out after like 2 minutes >.<

And of course after recess...we had the farewell party for Mr. Browning ^^ Turns out everybody thought "Oh, nobody's gonna bring drinks". And so guess what everyone brought?
And Paul told me just when I was about to PAUL [get it?!] some Mountain Dew that it kills sperm and makes you infertile rofl...then we sat there lolling when we suddenly realised that half the bottle had been glugged down by Sean...LOL

We all signed this soccer ball for him...except I couldn't think what to write so I just wrote "I LOVE VALENCES" -.-' How gay.
And halfway through guess who came in. MR QUINLAN!!! xD

And then came sport - during which Alvin (with his brand new $400 racquet), Edward and Edwin and I played doubles...with all of us owning Alvin even with his uber expensive racquet. He hit it over the fence into the park next door like 5 times - but once hit it so pro that it went up, bounced off the ground, then like bounced onto the top of the fence, balanced there for like 3 seconds, and fell into Peggy's court ^^

Though I must admit I slammed this ball so hard it went outside and actually bounced off all the power lines [think Pinball - only with like 10000 watt barriers] and then rolled down to the park, across the bridge over to the other side -.-'
Then Peggy and I ran over to the C-Blockers court just for the satisfaction of pwning their asses - except Jodic was pretty good =]

I love Wednesdays ^^