TSONGA!!!

Nah, I don't care blogging about the first day of school! There's way more important things out there . . . like TSONGA beating DJOKOVIC!!! Woooh! =DD

Well I like Djokovic but . . . TSONGA is the best!!! How can you not love this guy x]]] He's such a legend and hilarious too - plus he never loses his temper and the only time he shouts is at himself to concentrate :)

He reminds me so much of a little kid haha =)

I SHALL JUST POST THIS TO SHOW richard how awesome tsonga is

TBC . . . =D

What Happened to Lil Eddie?!

Just stalked down his new song where he sings about . . . the Frog Prince. >facepalm< *Groan*

But it's still really good (as with all his songs naturally) so I uploaded it to my playlist!!! And partly because Lia was a HUGE fan of The Princess and the Frog (I think it was you =] Or someone else. I always remember half of stuff lol). Though it looks completely awful hehe. But yeah have a listen to it (click on the song in the Mixpod). It's still really good! And for once it's not country music in there ;)

Also finally found a good song by Usher again. Finally! The last ones I liked were like from 5 to 6 years ago. Yeah, Burn, and My Confessions. Check out the new one. It's called Fooling Around.

Another good one is Solo by Iyaz (the same guy who wrote Replay). Almost as super catchyas replay too!!! Except it doesn't carve itself a part of your cerebral cortex to embed itself in =DD

Sorry I haven't been blogging for so long. I would say that I've been too busy, but in reality I'm just too lazy =P Last Sunday went on this awesome lunch cruise with my extended family (and my super generous aunt shouted us ALL. It's like $50 per person!). She's so nice and always uber generous =]

I would upload photos of the really cool 3 storey (lol i just realised I spelt it storie in the cbox) ship except my sister took my camera and deleted all the photos after putting them on her own computer. Argh. Shall upload next time lol.

The next day we went to . . . *drumroll* the Central Coast!!!

All the places my dad ever drives to are located within a 150 km radius centred around Sydney so not surprisingly I have been to all those places many times before =_______=

-- i eat domos, 2009
Yay I'm Going to Wollongong!!!. Retrieved January 16, 2010

asdf yes im bored. i even referenced it properly!!! =D

And this time, there was no exception. By no means was this a deviation from the same routine we have followed for the last 8 years. No, that would be utterly unthinkable =O

The last time we went we spent an entire day on the Pacific Highway looking for the Central Coast RSPCA. We never found it even though we started in the morning until way into the day (like around 3pm) ==; And then on the last attempt (after realising we had missed it 3 times), we slowly drove past a tiny blue roadsign at an intersection pointing to RSPCA as if to taunt us. But then we just gave up because it was too hard to turn back (despite the fact we had done so 3 times).

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Oops, sorry. Haven't been blogging for ages lol (this is 25th Jan). Been trying to actually do some work in the last week of the holidays but haven't even achieved anything. I get distracted way too easily by things like YouTube. ANYWAY, back to our great holiday =O

However, that no longer happens to us now! Because we have adopted a new member into our family. He calls himself the Navman (who has a girl's voice - har de har har =D) and is able to accuratly pinpoint to within 2 km of where we are. It's amazing!!! Simply, purely amazing - what a piece of junk $250 will get you.

To get constantly ordered around by a shrill, banshee-like, skull drilling voiced woman who shrieks out commands for the whole of the journey. I would imagine it's actually worse than getting a wife.

She started off all kind and courteous as we drove out of Sydney.

Continue straight for 5.9 kilometres. Continue straight.

But then she grew devious. That cunning, crafty bitch decided to confuse us a bit just to watch some mayhem unfold to satiate her sadistic desires.

In one-hundred metres, at the roundabout, take the 2nd exit. Take the 2nd exit.

Panic ensued in the car. "What the hell does that even mean?!" "Where are we meant to go??" "Take the 2nd exit. Take the 2nd exit. blahblahblah." Luckily we had a map so we just followed it and kept going straight.

Well, after like 10 of these, we found out that apparently you're meant to count the exits in a clockwise direction from where you are. For example, taking the 2nd exit means going straight, because the 1st exit is to turn left.

Once we figured it out, the evil Nav(wo)man decided to attempt another trick to throw us off course.

She led us to a road. A road with a roundabout. A roundabout with 5 exits ==; And told us to take the 3rd exit.
My dad, whose driving and counting skills are right up there with GPS lady's navigational skills, ended up turning right when this time 3rd exit meant going straight (there were 2 exits on the left). However, we very soon turned around, and went back on track =D

But Navwoman was not to be so easily defeated >=[[
We were on the highway, with like about 100 or so kilometres left, and it's suddenly like

"In 50 metres, turn left. TURN LEFT."

Our whole family's like "wtf?!", but nooo, she insists on turning into that retarded road.

Slight offtrack: Haha "turning into that retarded road". That reminds me of that joke that Paul loves.

Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a driveway.

and another similar one:

Q. When is a door not a door?

A. When its ajar.

Anyway, back to the evil scheming machine . . .

"Perform a U-Turn when possible."

She said this at first with great calm and patience, but we ignored her and kept going straight. We were determined not to waver and surrender to the will of a machine. And she became increasingly hysterical.

"Perform a U-Turn now. Perform a U-Turn NOW."

We sweated and groaned and desperately fought back the crushing mind control she forced upon us to make us obey her, and finally we broke free of her mercilessly overwhelming, pulverising grip.

Finally got to the motel. Beautifully named the "Bali Hi Motel". As we drove in, my sister and I are like . . . "This looks shit."

Went in, and like any true azn, immediately turned on the aircon =D Took those little bottle soap things they give you, and started plugging out own stuff into the power outlets after unplugging their ugly bedside lamps xDD

To be honest, there is seriously absolutely nothing to do in Forster and Tuncurry. So we just walked around those stores they have there. Next day went off to Port Macquarie, where there was once again . . . nothing to do ==;

I have no idea why my dad always goes there - either there or Wollongong which is equally a hole with completely nothing to do. Wait I do. It's because he can't drive =[

I mean we could have gone to the Gold Coast or Melbourne or something .____.

So I just sat in the car for hours watching Zoolander and I Love You, Man. Awesome movies!!! Lol at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read . . . Good.

Got to Port Macquarie, walked around, ate some raw oysters, and suddenly my throat went all itchy. Maybe I'm partially allergic to oysters o_O

But yeah, my chinese medicine doctor was like "avoid oysters" when I saw him. Except I went "Pfffft I'm not even allergic to them." Except he ended up being right lol.

Seeing as I think everyone reading this blog is Chinese, I shall delve into the wonders of it.

According to chinese medicine, food that everyone should avoid include "yeet hay" foods like spring rolls, french fries, chips, and anything fried. Believe it or not, some fruits are "yeet hay" too like guava or something O_O

Am I done? Nope =D There's also a billion other types of bad foods, such as "sup yeet" foods, "chow (rhymes with coal) yeet" foods, etcetcetc T____T

Stuff like mango and other fruits I can't recall right now lol

Anyway, so then we drove back (boring eh?) and then went to Hunter Valley the next day. Which was like a 40° day!!! Argh!! Like you'd get this fiery wind roaring into your face as soon as you stepped out of the car. Wasn't much to see cause it was so hot that some places had power outages =[

Just went to the Information Centre and just bummed around there sitting in the air-con. Man's greatest invention. And my excuse against global warming enthusiasts is that it was the environment's fault that it was hot in the first place.

Hehe their touch screen information computer stuffed up! It's like "Touch for the best this city has to offer", so I touch it, and nothing happens =DD Which meaaaans that the best it has to offer is a dumb, stuffed up, boring machine.
Which is true enough. Hunter Valley has nothing for kids =[

Aha here's me tapping the screen like crazy. Mature, I know.

Instead drove off to Hunter Valley Gardens and saw this playground =) I miss playing Gladiators heh. I remember once I fell on my back and couldn't talk for like 10 minutes - it like paralysed my voice box =O I was like freaking out like shit cause I thought I wouldn't ever be able to talk again. And wanted to go like "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I CAN'T TALK." Except nothing came out. Literally.
Like no sound at all, and the only sound you can make at that point is the sound of when you clear your throat. Scary as O_O

Luckily after like 10 minutes I could scream at max volume again >=]

We saw this empty chapel, and then went in. It like overlooked an awesome view =D

Lol it also had a crying room


But then it became too hot and then we just went back in the car, and drove off to another random place (Hunter Valley is simply a long road with winery families all along it, and you just drive into each driveway and try their wines). It was like some tiny place with a few shops. One of which was a very lucky ice cream shop.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Haha look at that person's chubby arm =) Bet they eat lots of ice cream too!! hehe (I've totally fallen in love with ice cream these holidays lol)
Speaking of chubby, has anyone noticed the middle ballboy who always stands behind Nadal in his matches, like when vsing Luczak and Kohlschreiber? One of the ones in the blue shirts. She is like amazingly obese O_O I dunno how they chose her to become ballboy.

Oh, and after walking outside the store I saw this sign ==; But why wouldn't you let people take photos of your ice-cream?! Cos I might steal your secret recipes just by looking at the ice-creams? >=[[

Well SUCK THAT. I took lots of photos. Sue me.

After that we went on home. And as if by some miracle, perhaps it was due to my coaxing of the GPS, perhaps it was due to my mum's screaming at it to shut up, perhaps it was my father's defending of it, the GPS Navman . . . somehow screwed up even more. =___________=

Of course we were on a road! But could you tell GPS lady once again? Oh no, once again she knew she was 100% right. And no amount of persuasion or coaxing could make her think otherwise.

Stopped over at a rest place, and since I didn't need to go to the toilet, I decided to walk over to the picnic area and sit down. Then suddenly I saw this movement and all this rustling and suddenly went like "HOLY CRAP OMGOGMOMG". This hugeass goanna was near my foot and then climbed onto the tree.

That's one huge animal o.O

Ah well, AND THEN WE WENT HOME. THE END.

Anyway, Australia Day tomorrow!!! (technically today) And to celebrate Australia day, I have something very special to show us all! This happened last year . . . I was pouring some soy sauce onto my sushi, and after I was finished, I was literally blown away (haha not literally) at a soy sauce droplet IN THE SHAPE OF . . . AUSTRALIA!!! =DD

Feast your eyes, fellow australians hehe

Though I must admit I dragged in Tasmania using my chopsticks. But the rest is all there! The Great Australian Bight, Cape York, that bit with Darwin in it, Perth . . . everything! =D

Coincedence? I think not! x]

Here's a close up:


Ah well, I am off to a call of nature people! Happy Australia Day to you all!!! May the Commonwealth star, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon crusis stars (on the Australian flag) shine brightly and smile upon thee. Fare thee well, fellow Australian.

hungry

just started watching how i met your mother.
omg the theme song is so insanely catchy

ba ba baa baaaaa ba ba ba baaaa
ba baa da ba ba daaa ba ba ba ba da ba da ba daaaa

=)

going on cruise with extended family =P

that is all for today. goodbye xDD

and that song on the mixpod is the song. well the ba da ba part i extracted heh

Okay, that autoplay is kinda annoying me too

Does anyone else find it annoying? If you guys do I'll change it back to non-autoplay.

Halfway through the holidays now. I can't stand the thought of work. Even thinking about the potato trial (which I just remembered thanks to "Noob's" comment) makes me instantly like freeze and this wave of annoyance and weariness breaks over me ==;

BTW, who are you noob?

I don't wanna do maths either. Though I know everyone in the grade right now is probably slaving away at their textbooks . . . I feel so scared I'm gonna fall behind.

Typing that makes me feel all emo =[

Lol I'm vsing my sister at work in Minesweeper Flags right now. What a hard worker =P

I love Minesweeper and Flags.

Oh oops

Anyway, just realised that Rain is actually a girl called Sunny and not Lia yesterday ==; Feel so embarrassed LOL

She was like "You don't ever comment on my blog!"

And I was like "WHAT?! ARE YOU STONED? I COMMENT EVERY DAY!!!"

Turns out that wasn't her blog >___<"

In fact, she has more than 8 different blogs lmao

This blog is actually Sunny's (or Rain) lol HI RAIN!!! =DDD

In celebration of my being uncapped, I will now upload all the random spam images I have been dying to load in the past month. A small snapshot of the random things I come across while surfing the net =) Though it will be mostly of Pokemon. So you should stop reading now if Pokemon bore you =[

On an interesting sidenote, the term "surfing the net" came about to ironically describe the minimal energy involved in browsing the Internet.

(I hope this doesn't screw up the HTML because Blogger is extremely anal about HTML. In fact, when editing the template, even something as simple as putting in one extra space at the end of a line will make it not work at all)

Did anyone find that the Board of Studies test yourself quiz pie chart looked more like a PacMan? Probably not cause I was the only one to score that low LOL:

DW I kicked ass at it later on =P

(which was kind of because the questions are exactly the same and you remember the right answers but anywayyyyy)

That's right bitches ;)

But seriously, some of it's pretty hard. Like the very first science question I attempted and miserably failed:

Okay, obviously not D. Because EVERYONE KNOWS the sand will melt into glass on the student =D 

Not C because that would make the ground wet which is a big no no in our science Do and Don'ts.

So A or B. I chose B, because you obviously wouldn't tell a kid who was running around screaming OWWW to calmly lie on the ground while you get the fire blanket, throw away the "Last checked April 1989" (yes - I am serious it was last checked around that long ago) tag, unfold it, lie it on the ground, tell the kid to come over, and roll himself in it.

You would obviously grab the fire extinguisher

1. Because it was only last checked in the October of 1991. Over two years after the blanket, and more importantly

2. Some chemical fires require special compounds to be extinguished, and obviously it's easier to run after a kid with a fire extinguisher . . . 

Answer was B ==;

Now, onto more random stuff, like my goals.

My goal to get to 100 Facebook notifications! My undying eternal dream. Finally realised!!!

Almost there!!! So close!

WOOOT!!!

Now, I know that all of you nice little kids must have played Minesweeper Flags before. I was versing Richard, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere comes a 6!!! That's right. A six! I have never seen that before in all my years of Minesweeper Flags o_O

See there?! In the bottom left quadrant (or quadrant III if you like =D ).

Speaking of Richard, I decided to name my Pokemon rival after him muahahaha. Because there actually is such a character in Pokemon, who's Ash's best friend and also has a Pikachu and Charmander.

Except I later found out it was spelt Richie and it was too late to change ==;

Near the end of the year, I also managed to catch Arceus. That's right! The most insanely powerful Pokemon ever!

Except my Arceus is the most gangster one you will have ever met, because it's totally haxx0rrrr =D. In comparison, other Arceuses look like Level 2 Rattattas. You see there? It's special ability is Wonder Guard. Only one other Pokemon has that ability, and that's Shedinja, who only has 1 HP. Why? Because Wonder Guard neutralises ALL damage from attacks unless they are supereffective. In which case Shedinja will die instantly because it only has 1 HP. But my Arceus has 999 HP!!! =)

More Pokemon coming up . . .

This made me LOL x]

I love the Warturtle hehe (is that how you spell it? I thought it was an O instead of an A but that looks wrong).

The name's Toise. BLASSSTToise.

Pikachu!!!

NGARGWWHHH

Pikachu and Togepi get drunk xDD

And Clefairy!

Holy crap it's your mom!! Run!!!

Okay fine, no more Pokemon =P

Remember how I was talking about why not to download from Nokia music?

THIS is why:

It's so irritating getting bossed around by a song that you actually bought when you could have just been like 80% of the world and illegally pirate it ==; 

Even songs downloaded from iTunes which everyone uses aren't that demandingly irritating -.-" For one you can actually play them on other computers and stuff. The only drawback is it's in a weird format like "m4a" or something o_O

Anyway, moving on . . .

We all played Google Earth flight simulator at school near the end of last year for every single SDD period (since we weren't allowed to DOTA or CS ==;)

BUT DID YOU KNOW . . . you can fly underwater?! LOL

Watch out enemy submarines. I'm gonna ram you =P

No Thesaurus.com - I meant ancient

Ooh btw try Googling recursion. The guys at Google are so awesome =P They end up going "Did you mean recursion?" tehehehhe

Because recursion means like repetition or looping.

By the way, does anyone else get those completely irritating Evony ads on every few pages you visit? Like every time you look up lyrics? So annoying cause I feel all guilty everytime it comes up like I'm looking at something inappropriate so I attempt to hide my screen ==;

(If anyone hasn't seen them, its an ad with some dumb woman with huge boobs going "Play now, My Lord.")

And the dumb thing is, apparently (no I did not sign up ==") "there isn't even any woman in the game".

I hate that sense of guilt. . . . Does anyone else get that feeling of guilt almost as if you're stealing when you walk out of a store without having bought anything, and the cashier/shopkeeper is just staring at you go past. Almost makes me actually want to buy something ==;

Here is another uber freaky ad:

Gross . . . whatever company that is, I sure ain't going there O_O Anyone else the prefer the Before/Normal guy to his New-evil-looking-vein-popping-steroids look?

IN OTHER NEWS:

I was so bored I tried out some of the games on Vista . . . 

That's right. I'm a Purble Master ;)

And last of all, the coolest image ever, for having bothered to read this far x]

Open it to full size. IT IS SO COOL!!!

Anyway, me go sleep now =) Night night

my next 30 years

NOW, as Tracey shared such sexy pick up lines with us yesterday, (such as "Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?"), I have decided to share my best of the best jokes with all you dedicated readers!

(No, I didn't get that pickup line either ;) 

I thought tanx cosx was just sin x. Can anyone else figure it out? But some were pretty awesome, like "Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves" =D)

GET READY FOR THE MOST ROFLING SPASMING JOKES of your life!!!

These were the ones from my Christmas bon bons. Here we go!

Q. What is green and points north?

A. A magnetic cucumber!

Ho ho ho!

Is that an encore I hear you want? Well here it is!

Q. How do you get off an elephant?

A. You don't. You get off a duck!

lmaooo

Now here's my own:

Q. What did the hobo get for Christmas?

A. Nothing. Awwww =[

Yeaap. Even my jokes are better x)

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So freaking tired right now. Eyes burning out cause I slept at 5:30 yesterday. I'm an idiot ==;

Spent like 12 till 2 talking to Alex. Then remembered . . . oh crap I really need to crap. So I then crapped for like 30 minutes. Came back to computer and spelt another whole hour reading lolfbmoments. MOST HILARIOUS WEBSITE EVER THOUGH =P 

You seriously have to read this one: http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=482 I literally laughed out loud. You won't regret it. It may well be the highlight of your day. Apart from reading my blog of course =P

Then remembered I had to shower and wash my hair at like 3:30 -.-""

Finally came out like all refreshed at 4. Which is apparently bad. Because asian mothers always tell you washing your hair at night will give you "foong sup" ==; So asian lol

Translates literally into "wind wet". . . .

Went on YouTube and stuff to pass the time cause my hair was still wet.  Speaking of YouTube, Joey I have an awesome physics video for you. It's something called the Ruben's Tube, and basically put it is a visual representation of the sound waves input into it.

You have a pipe, with holes drilled in at around half inch intervals. You then somehow feed gas into it, light it so that fire comes out of the holes, then feed music through it. Which then gives you a visual representation of the sound waves:

It's really pretty amazing. Why it works is because of the different pressures that each part of the wave exerts inside the pipe, affecting the amount of gas that comes out. If that makes sense. High pressures will have more gas coming out I think. Not sure though =[

So then something in my head went . . . check Gmail Nokia email for when my download credit expires. At 4:30 freaking o'clock. I was pretty sure it was the 10th of January but decided to check just in case. Then suddenly . . .

"You can still use your unused credit to download music until midnight on the day before the expiry date."

==; 

I was like OMG YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS and walloping the computer to give me back my money cause I was just like a few hours over. Immediately opened Nokia Music (which takes FOREVER to load a single page) and signed in feeling a heart attack coming (opening it and signing in took almost a hair-ripping 10 minutes)

Then sighed a huge sigh of relief when my money was still there. I think it went by US time . . . phew. Luckily Sydney's like the first major city to reach midnight.

So I wasted like 3 min loading each page in Nokia Music trying to download it before they took down my money . . . it was like 5am by now . . . and the stupid sun was reflecting off the clouds . . . 

FINALLY at like 5:30 I'd finally gotten Nokia Music to download my songs -.-"

No one EVER buy from Nokia Music. That was more like 6 month old credit . . . not 1 year old. They lied O_O And also the songs you download have restrictions. You see:

1. They are strictly kept in WMA format.

2. Do not try converting from WMA format. You will fail.

3. Attempts to play it on other computers other than your very own will fail due to the other computer not having the correct "Media Usage Rights".

4. This annoys me the most: This will NOT play on your iPod, in your iTunes (affiliation with Windows Media Player to force people to use it?), or any other player apart from a Nokia player.

5. Do not think you can outsmart Nokia by putting the song as the background to a video, then re-extracting the audio to create an MP3 audio copy. It will not work. Lol I tried. T___T

Before when I was downloading all my songs from http://www.bandit.fm/, NONE of the songs had completely absurd and unreasonable restrictions like those. More importantly, they will actually PLAY on my iPod. Not only this, but some songs are actually cheaper on Bandit than on Nokia Music.

And Nokia Music is unbelievably laggy! It gets really annoyingly bloated after a while.

At least I finally got all my awesome country music =D 

Speaking of which, heard Tim McGraw was number 1 on the 2009 country charts, so I looked up his number 1 song, and found another awesome song! It's called My Next 30 Years and it's so pro =) 

Uploaded it onto my Mixpod (which should be autoplaying muahahaha rofl) 

Hope you like it guys!!!

And Tracey, that's the song from which I quoted =P

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Hearing it makes me scared thinking about where I'll be in 30 years. 46 years old o_O 

Wonder what job I'll be doing then.

If you think about it, only 10 years has passed from 2000, in Year 1, and everything's already changed.

Most of the websites we use most now wouldn't even exist. No Wikipedia, Facebook, Youtube or MSN!!! Clunky monitors with Windows 2000. No blogs. No e-cards (people used to send postcards and letters once). No iPods and barely any MP3 players. In fact, I don't even recall anyone playing MP3s on computers back then. Phones like these were considered totally sleek and sexy:

An ultimate thief-proof phone. 

No TV screens on the back of seats for planes even for 20 hour flights O_O

Kind of makes you wonder what/how all the teenagers a mere decade ago spent their days and holidays. Completely different to us. 

And of course, no freaking psychotic terrorists. I feel so sorry for Muslim people who become discriminated against just because a miniscule few people give them a bad name. 

It's a new decade, and the whole of Denistone East is different now. All the old equipment is gone and all our classrooms are different. In fact, my sister and I both agree it looks more like a prison now. Metal shade grilles cover all the windows, and all the two storey buildings are built surrounding a central quadrangle, with 3m high white vertical bar fences blocking off some paths.

It was so much funner 10 years ago =[

I still remember going to the Olympics like heaps of times, and you know how they had to put marks on your ticket everytime you went into a venue to limit how many times you went around? Even in Year 1 we thought of rubbing it off cause it was only whiteboard marker ==;

Ooh, and in the Olympic basketball games, you know how its all dark in the audience stands and slopes down REALLY steeply? 

We all folded paper planes and started throwing them at people down before our teacher realised and killed us =DD

Speaking of paper planes, they have really weird flight patterns. Like seriously they always seem to go in the exact WRONG places. Another time in Yr 1 we were all folding planes during class, and I had this mini one which I threw as hard as I could. It literally turned 180° and came back, and literally shot RIGHT INTO the floppy disk drive. Right in. It was actually turned on its side so that it would fit into the drive . . .

If you hadn't seen it you wouldn't have believed it O_O

It was actually completely jammed and wouldn't come out one inch.

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Sorry that was such a long ramble. I guess my blog does live up to its name. Anyway, I'll leave you with Tim McGraw's My Next 30 Years. Gonna post it up now.

My . . . that was awkward

Awkward moments define my life. There's even a Facebook group for it.

But first things first. BACK TO SCHOOL =O

Went to BIG W for the Back to School sale today. Spent like 30 minutes with my rentz and sister trying to decide which books were the best value ==; WELL HERE'S A HINT

Do not go for BIG W value. The ones produced by BIG W (those ones whose covers are just one colour, like blue for the 128pg ones, with the bottom right corner white). The paper in it is so crappy that ink just bleeds through it or it rips T___T

Get the Victory ones instead. For the A5 ones, the smaller the number of pages, the greater the value. Like the 5c 64pg ones (which is still more expensive than previous years but are almost gone). However, for A4, the greater the number of pages, the greater the value.

And also to add, the $2.92 15 Kilometrico pens are crap too -.-"" They're not the normal ones - they're actually made "exclusively" for BIG W to offer. And hence . . . half of them won't work properly.

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Then went to the check out lane. You know how when you kind of know someone, but not really? Like they're in your grade, but you like never talk and when you see them you really can't be bothered to go up to them and say hi to? Saw Wilson's mum like 1 checkout lane away except I kept staring cause I recognised his mum but didn't know who it was at first . . .

Then I just realised that "greenguy" next to her turned out to be Wilson lol

I think he probably saw me. Except I didn't go over. It'd be an extremely awkward conversation anyway.

Then parents thought there was an error with the purchase and (like all azns) stayed outside for like 5 minutes double checking over everything's prices ==;

I was like can't we all freaking go already?!

And all the time I was facing away from the entrance with a random hugeass ancient book from the bookstore outside covering my face.

I hate meeting people you know slightly but not every well. Like that super freaking long C block corridor (have I mentioned this before?). You see someone in the distance. The corridor is empty and silent. You don't know them that well. Except the bad thing is you still know them. You make eye contact. Uh oh O_O When do you say hi? If you say it too quickly, the rest of the walk to where you meet will be intensely awkward. If you wait too long to say it, the whole walk and the greeting will be even more awkward. And in the end you just stare in the opposite direction pretending there's something fascinating about the yellow painted asbestos bumps on the walls flitting past until you get near them, and suddenly go "Oh hello. Didn't see you there" =O

Awwwwkwardd bro.

Another intensely awkward moment for my sister yesterday (fortunately I had gone up to my room a minute ago). Watching TV with your parents. Your whole family. Including your grandma who has come over to stay for a week. Programme[yes, I refuse to succumb to English (US)] changes. Ads, then fade to black. Then fade to the stupid freaking classification guidelines for the programme. It pops up and suddenly all conversation ceases.

This programme is classified MA. It includes strong violence, sexual themes, references and explicit scenes. Parental guidance is recommended for viewers below the age of 15.

And then . . . silence. Deathly awkward turtle silence. Someone coughs. Cricket chirps outside. The whole family freezes. In fact, even the classification screen literally freezes for around 5 seconds. But that might as much be 5 hours.

Keep in mind this was FREAKING ABC. The ever educational Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

And it would be too awkward to change the channel now, wouldn't it?

And finally relief. Intense relief as the classification screen fades away into black. This never happened.

Guess what the first scene was. I think you probably could.

It zoomed into two people in mutual embrace (that's as nice as I can put it). A hand reached up and grabbed something. Something.

And then my dad finally changed the channel. lmao.

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Oh and speaking of classification. Which brings me to refused classification. Which brings me to censoring. Which brings me to the issue of Kevin Rudd.

You might have seen on the news about him following pronstar Alyssa Roxi on Twitter. Which is quite dumb of him to be honest, considering he's our prime minister, and everyone stalks him. What's weird is how in the whole of Google, there's only one website talking about that. And it's from New Zealand. Not even one Australian website talking about it O_O It's like he's already started censoring the whole country. Evil Stephen Conroy . . .

Anyway I'm tired. I'm going to Youtube now and sleep! G'nite.

It's a new decade!!!

I read an SMH article. One that claimed the new year was nothing to celebrate about. That we did not need fireworks, or parties, or gatherings, to see in the new year. IT LIED O_O

2010! It means a new start! A new ME!!

(Yes I know that's what I said last year. And the year before that. And so on. BUT THIS YEAR'S DIFFERENT! I just know it! ) =D

Even the stars are aligned astronomically to smile favourably upon us!!!

2010! It means the decade, aptly titled the ONEDERS, has begun!!!

2010! It means even writing the date from now on in my maths book, will be shorter. Think about it. Think mathematically about it. Instead of writing 00 for the year 2000, I now write 10 for the year 2010. This means that my ink will be wasted 3.141592653589737 times less! (Think C = Pi * D)

Now if we project this simple idea, extrapolate it to include the whole of Australia, the whole of the world, this means a whole new concept.

For though it may seem trivial for us, our one small step towards writing a 10 instead of 00, has an undeniable effect worldwide. It is a crucial step, a powerful step, towards our united action towards the mitigation of climate change.

This means that less ink shall be wasted. Less paper will be wasted, for the width of a 1 is infinitely tiny in comparison to the width of a 0.

This means that our one small step, entwined with the strides of many others, will leave an unstoppable footprint in the earth – one that will be the start of a long journey towards reducing our impact and mitigating global warming on our precious earth. One that will pave the way for generations to come.

It means a reduction of 68.2% in the carbon footprint of the earth for a 1cm high "0". This is genius. This is absolutely mindblowing. Despite numberous countries' unwillingness to contribute to the reduction of climate change, their unwillingness to save our cities from becoming "sea-ties", they have now been forcefully, unwittingly, forced to reduce their carbon footprint. And they don't even realise it. You see, 2010 is just the start of something AMAZING.

I hope you read all that =D For this could be the most mindblowing revelation you will read this year. This decade. This ONEDERous decade.

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Now, onto my amazing new year resolutions. Same as last year's. o_O

1. Beat Alvin in Maths (achieved this year =DDD CHYEAHH!!!! lolololol)

2. To beat Joey in physics and get into NQE!!! xDD

3. Sleep less and fix my retarded sleeping patterns

4. Be a kind person >=]

5. Grow up lmao

Thank you for bothering to read my blog on New Year's Day =) And press play on the Mixpod ipod player thing if you haven't already!!! Awesome song (Y) ^____^

ANYWAYY TTYLLLL

gotta go to uncle's place with freaking huge extended family =O