Sunday, October 11, 2009

Crouching Flying Tiger

WE postpone the 2004 maths yearly paper in order to bring you breaking (3 day old) news:

KUNG FU FIGHTING
CHINESE WOMAN VS NEGRO WOMAN:



lmao you totally have to watch it
It's like that Chinese Bus Uncle
except this is like Bus Auntie now =O

Funny how the azn woman looks like she's executing this uber kung fu move at 1:26-1:28
something like FLYING FEET DAGGERS xD

That negro (I shall avoid using the word black) woman got her ass whooped rofl - she like sat on the outside with her bag on the inside or something, and the asian woman asks her to move the bag, and the black woman refuses to . . . 

so the asian woman just sits down

and then

RAWRRRR - PRAYING MANTIS ATTACK

A quote from the Youtube comment list:
I guess Rosa Park did not expect the Chinese cat turned out to be a flying tiger!
Not being racist, but I think the black woman was wrong to hog the seat and to punch first. Funny how RIGHT before she punches her, there's like this tiny pause where everyone's silent, and then the grandma with sunglasses goes AAAH like she could predict the punch
Then everyone's like SMASH HER right after. Lol you can hear all the azns in the background cheering the azn woman on, like:

"DAR DAI LIK DEE" (whoop her harder)

"DAI DOL HUI GENN WUY ZHI" (whoop her till she's scared)

Though it was pretty dumb of the negro woman to start a fight with an azn woman like 2 times her size. Rofl how at first she was like "I'm gowna kick yo ass" and like "SAY IT AGAIN. SAY IT AGAIN"

Omg I can totally imagine my mum doing something like this. Like seriously . . . I like see her like this whenever she's pissed lol

Ah well, time to work
TTYLLLS =)

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