Monday

Look again, you sick freak. It says homy. Not horny.

Just saw the ad for it on TV and went like HUH?! Then I realised it was just me.

I want this room:

Today was such a bludge cause of the Yr 12 farewell =) 

First period science where it turns out ONE of the teachers (probably Mrs Maitra) went to have a talk with Khoury and complain about our test -.-"

WELL BASICALLY it goes like this:

For the genetics and motion test, Khoury was handing back the tests, and he was like "DANIEL!!! U SPELT MY NAME WITH AN I!" and our whole class full cracked up.

So for the evolution test we decided to write Mr Khoury as like "Mrs Khouri" and "Mr Curry" etc as the teacher name =P

And she tried to take marks off us :( And poor Khoury ended up having to explain for us lol. Ooops xDD
Aww man science is so awesome now =) It's gonna suck so much next year if we don't get Khoury and get like uber lazy Ballantyne lol

Had English next -.-" What kind of book is called "Boys of Blood and Bone"? What are they . . . like agricultural fertiliser slave labourers? So boring . . .

And Mayers was like "WHEERE ART THY ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS" cause everyone else has like 5 pages of answers already >.>

And I'm like "Still have a tiny bit of the book to finish".

I'm actually on page 12 =______=

Lololol you know how books always have those reviews on the back. This book has like a grand total of ONE review:

"Metzenthen [author] gets better all the time."

-- Agnes Nieuwenhuizen

Cause we've all totally heard of Agnes Nieuwenhuizen.

Then everyone just oohs and ahs over Rajendran's new Mac throughout the whole of SDD even though our practice trial is on Wednesday - haha we get to do the exam in the loft! How awesome is that :) It's like that cute little barn beside the canteen on the 2nd level with a barn door at the end that opens out onto thin air 2 stories above the ground xDD

Last time we went in there, there was like this 1980s Apple Mac computer rofl =D and like the old school sign saying "Carlingford Boys Agricultural High School" or whatever (can't remember the old school name).

Woohoo then after recess is the Yr 12 farewell assembly. This year's was exceptionally lame and boring xDD But still kinda sad when you see all those Year 12s walk slowly out of the hall after the last roll call.

Though one of the girls literally RAN out . . . everyone was like rofling "She can't wait to get the hell outta here!"

They played all the fobs' favourite song with all the girls dancing to it - that random korean GEE GEE GEE GEE song -.-"" GG 

Lol pop full loves that song =) Then all these guys dressed in tight leotards and tank tops and those short panties thingys came on dancing to it as well =_____= Scarred for life

And Jenns (despite her being like a screeching furious banshee to other grades) is like super nice to her grade and even sang like this Celtic farewell song.

When Goggin comes to our farewell he'll just be like "Uh, yeh bye kids. Nice knowing you."

Farewell went 1 hr overtime soooooo instead of having double maths for like 1.5 hours we ended up with like a 30 minute maths period, 10 of which Howlett had to spend photocopying the solutions to Maths Enrichment for us, another 10 of which we spent turning on the computer and checking out his photos of the awesome Wednesday dust storm at his home, then like doing one question on the board =D I love maths lolololol

Then cadets - which kinda failed lol. Though we did get free food which I suspect was the only reason most people came =] 

My section had like 4 people there o__O Woot. We played like this game where you hafta like navigate this obstacle course of desks and tables in as less time as possible using drill commands. Most people got through in like 8 seconds =_____= rofl proves how hard it was

Then me and richard have this competition to see who can squat the longest, and Victor comes along and starts twirling his ass in Richard's face lmao kinda gross

And then the yr11 catherine girls like "VICTOR. THE CAPTAIN FROM THE AUSTRALIAN ARMY'S STANDING RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT" rofl . . . and she was xDD

Cadets is still pretty fun I guess :) 

And plzz the ppl in my section dont quit cadets. I get flamed if you do =.= what dumb logic but i do lol

AIITE time to go nerd for sdd . . . I've wasted the last 3 days and im still reading my 3rd page -.-"" Time to hardcore study 8-)

night nighttt

When Sydney wakes up to a world from Mars

something is seriously wrong.

I reuploaded the CBD one - you couldn't click on one in the other post.

*snigger at broken hill*



and you thought Sydney was the apocalypse =)
play it - trust me its pure pwnage rofl
broken hill goes from red to black in like 10 seconds

yesterday was a pretty awesome day =] sister woke me up at like 5:30?! with a light tapping on my shoulder . . . i just roll over and open my eyes and like wnet HOLY CRAP cos she looks so much like a ghost with her new haircut

like those ones in the japanese movies where the guy is taking photos of himself in the mirror and looks at the photos and in the photos theres this girl with blood in her eye sockets and hair all over her face and teeth bared sitting on the toilet.

okay she didnt look that freaky but without glasses and at 5:30 . . .
turns out she wanted my camera card to take photos -.-""

then i went to school, and went to sign in late but this seniors like "School's cancelled today". I'm like "SURE LOL V. FUNNY". Maybe I should have listened to him. Apparently we could go home if our parents didn't mind. Though afterwards Connors wouldn't let anyone go :(
LOL she apparently chased after Daniel and Sanji and some others, cornered them into Pleasant Cresent, and rounded them back up to school. All while in HEELS o__O Woah rofl

anyway, went to ag . . . and there were 5 people in class. Wow. Though the number then went up to 9 after Connors got all teh kids to go back to class. All we did was like just sit there and play Peggle or do science or learn about potatoes. Yay.

Then we had English with Mayers!!! =) She comes in and its like ---_____--- "OMG. this is the whole class?" And we just watched Educating Rita(rd)
Science was awesome though. Khoury got a clotheshanger and untwisted it, then made it into one of those circuits that you have to get a ring through the course without touching the wire, or else the light turns on. Pretty sad but that actually kept us entertained for 2 periods =D

English again after lunch cause they cancelled sport =.= Wet period my ass
Finsihed Educating Rita which had the randomest ending ever, and with 20min to spare we went and played on the piano in the classroom lol. I learnt how to play Chopsticks from the AMUS (or something) master Daniel =D teeheee
And then I tried to play Christmas carols but no one would sing along :(

Science with Prasad afterwards and we just went into Kowalski's class and watched October Sky - some random movie about these kids tryna launch a rocket into space. During which Richard showed an uncannily deep knowledge of Brokeback Mountain - turns out the guy in the movie was Jake Gyllenhaal (like from The Day After Tomorrow). Didn't even recognise him lol

October Sky ---> anagramises into ---> Rocket Boys
Ingenious eh? ;)

And then finished off the wonderful day with maths. You would think 10J would have the most people . . . I would too - apparently not =.=
We had like a grand total of 8 people while classes like 10R and stuff were like almost full I think O_O
Then Howlett's like "LETS GO OVER TO MR KHOURYS CIRCUIT MACHINE AND PLAY!!!" and we're all like "YAYYY!!!" xDD

Way better than today - we had to like wear mufti but also brirng PE uniform . . . I didn't know and just brought mufti -_____-
PE was pretty cool though cos we had like AKCT all playing bball, hockey and soccer

Guo's so pro at soccer =.= I did this random flukey shot from like halfway across the field where I just booted the ball and it like went in this literally perfect parabolic trajectory towards the goal . . . then Guo suddenly apparates out of nowhere and headbutts it away :(
and then scores 2 goals for his team =O

But then we pwned in hockey and bball =D Hockey is so hilarious cos its just like this massive whacking game to wrestle for the puck and u end up having like the entire team tryna get the puck off the other poor guy haha

Then in bball richard and i just stayed onthe sidelines cheering like idiots whenever neil or bella scored a basket =)

gosh i write so much -.-"" haha cant believe u actually read up to here :)

ah well time to nerd for sdd =D
nighty night

too lazy to write anything today =)
instead i shall just rant on about random pictures i have

omg the red storm today was so cool
ill write about it tomorrow =] best bludge at school ever hehe
doesnt this just look so AWESOME?!


Gosh I HATE those captcha thingys . . . like wtf is that? 100 and 5 eighths? =.=
or 8 square-with-opposite-vertice-angles-bisected-by-diagonal rahway?
psh

Why can the school not afford a simple antivirus with its like $2 million gymnasium fund which they'll never build anyway.
I came home, scanned my usb and get this . . .

I was bored okay? I ended up graphing x^2, x^4, x^6, . . . , x^24

And of course the odd ones: x^3, x^5, . . . , x^25

FUNN T_____T

Though notice that the order of the functions switches around past the point x=1 and the rate at which the functions approach infinity are reversed.

Okay time to go read some random library book I got today cause of the duststorm to read in class. Though we ended up watching a few movies and playing piano and stuff. lol bludge

night =)

Woohoo!!!

YES!!! Science test is finally over and now I can take all the time in this world to blog.
Actually no - it just took me literally 4 hours to write that sentence cause my dad is like right behind me pretending to be busying himself with ironing the clothes; he can't help going through our computers everytime we go to the toilet or whatever. And I don't take my laptop into the toilet . . . cause that would be WEIRD =)

Ah well, now I can finally write about the ag excursion, which would have actually been okay apart from the 10% exam at the end ><" But I guess it was otherwise okay - man this year is so awesome . . . so many camps! Wooot. Next one in under a month =) Anyway, left school on the Wednesday, except the bus only came at 5 so we had 2 hours to bum around and do nothing. Originally everyone was gonna stay at school, but then turns out everyone left to go to Parra or whatever. Jeffery and I just ended up filling up water balloons and throwing them at each other xD

WHAT'S THAT POKEMON? ITS TEATOMON!

Then people started arriving and then we just got on the bus . . . turned out to be like a super boring 4 hour bus ride cause everyone in our part of the bus was just stoned and sleeping haha
Stopped at this service station for dinner - there was Hungry Jacks, KFC and "Heatherbrae's Pies" there. Some people actually ran to Heatherbrae's Pies lolololol

And then there were 2 more hours of driving through beautiful scenery:

Until finally we reached the hole known as Riverwood Downs Platypus Lodge. A wonderful euphemism for milking-shed-with-the-sides-split-into-cubicles-to-make-cabins. My toilet was 2x larger than the cabin -.-'

Can you spot the cabin in the picture below?

That's right. It's those tiny little doors in the background. Luxurious.

Ahahaha Jeffery what a stoner =P

Anyway, it was already like 10 by that time anyway, so we got forced to sleep T____T And Jeffery decided to wake up at freaking 5:30 (and wake us all up) because apparently platypuses come out at sunrise. They don't.

But the morning was kinda pretty though =)

Then off we went to breakfast with the trademark toast, cereal, scrambled eggs, sausage and spaghetti that you always get at camp. And extremely diluted cordial - like at least 15 parts to 1 I swear.

Then to the one and only GLOUCESTER SALEYARDS. YAYYY =O

This is a cow.

Moo.

It was so awesome cause one Angus literally jumped RIGHT over the pen into the enclosure on the other side. So pro man! All of us were like HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP OMGOMG but all the people there were like "oh, it got over again" lol

There was this hilarious spotter guy who has to like spot the bids for the auction, and he like has to scream out YES when he sees one xDD So funny hehe




And how cute are these?! I want one :)

After an extremely boring 3 hour talk on the "role of a stock and station agent" and "what happens from the saleyard to the abattoir" (we all accidentally spelt it as abbatoir before xD), we went off to some park to have lunch. They had one of those uber cool bicycle tracks there:

Must go back to one of those one day - I used to always go to the one at Buffalo Creek =] So pretty

The agriculture department is obviously much more skilled than the HSIE department at packing lunches. I was over the moon when I realised we wouldn't be eating buns with Vegemite and a slice of cheese squashed in between ^^

Next we went to Craig Young's farm which was pretty cool. He had horses there heh

Mmmm delicious pasture =) My appendix is tingling with appetite

After looking at the pasture and stuff we went off to look at the cattle which were going onto the international market the next week or something. The guy decided to put them into the cattle crush to show us, but all the cows went like fully aggro - like SERIOUSLY aggro. They were like ramming the door to the crush and kept on hitting each other, slamming against the metal and kicking the metal gates. But the funniest part was where the cows shat on each other. It was pretty funny but we all felt sorry for the other cow.

Lucky I have it on video =D Had a psychic feeling something was gonna happen and whipped out my camera =)

Haha poor farmer dude - all the meat's like getting bruised and losing heaps of value and he's like "It's going onto the market next week!"

The fresh poop is so gross!!! lmao at how the bull stops crapping, walks away, then runs back for one last shove in the other cow's face.

Then after Craig Young's farm, we went off to Noel Griffin's farm. The poor old guy has prostate cancer and still has to run the farm at 71 =( And his son had leptospirosis cause one cow peed on him or something. Here he is:

And his uber pretty farm:


Lmao the photo Abs took of dodgy Arthur =]

OMG This guy's farm is so awesome. He has like a billion 4 leaf clovers (except I lost mine >.<") and they're HUGE! You know how your normal clover is like 1-2cm long and as thing as a thread? His ones are like 10cm long and as thick as an electric cord! xDD

Then we went back to the milking shed to nerd for the exam the next day =O

Went back and everyone exchanged notes =) And then read them under glowstick at night because the teachers like said lights out at 11 - Grant let me go out scab one last sandwich before sleeping tehehehhehe

Woke up uber early the next day and had to pack everything - had breakfast and had to walk like freaking a gazillion miles to some random farm on the property . . . everything for miles looked like this lol:

Lol this dog rolled in cow crap then jumped up onto Yip whose white shirt got totally owned
Man this was so boring but we still had to pay like 100% attention cos the test would be right after this and they were gonna test this as well T_____T

Wheeeeee its lexxx =D He had like extreme hayfever and ended up shoving two rolled up pieces of tissue up his nostril lmao

Then it was the test after that =.= And I screwed it up . . .
Ah well

Then we had to leave for school =O Non stop bus trip back O___O


And then got back to schooool =]
Must go sleep now . . . this took like ages to type up lol

AIITE NIGHT

btw changed the songs on the mixpod playlist =)
three other awesome country songs
plz listennn to them hehehe they rock

I just realised

there's another program to make playlists with instead of stupid Imeem which cuts off all songs to 30 seconds. Its called MixPod =)

See it in the right sidebar? Sorry it's on autoplay - just had to let you guys experience my awesome country music ;)

I only put in 3 songs cause I know no one listens to more than 3 at a time.
If you want I'll put more on next week or something ^^

Maybe I caught some retarded disease at Gloucester that makes me listen to country music =]
Ah well have fun
Must go do maths enrichment now -.-'

Can't post much today

Sorry haven't posted for ages - had ag camp this week. I would blog about it right now except there's freaking science common test AND maths bookmark on Tuesday (-.-' swear Howlett did it on purpose cause he like hates our class now).

Oh, I loved ag camp.
Gloucester was a truly stunning ecological nirvana where we were able to find in ourselves our inner Thoreau and an appreciation and desire for a bucolic existence away from the simulacrum and fragmented psyche of the 21st century. A pastoral retreat from the pressure, stress and daily rush of everyday urban life.


























What complete bullcrap. Ag sucked balls - those HUGE bull ones . . . putting a 10% HSC exam at the end of the excursion which forced us to literally take down every single word that was said did not help at all. I so screwed up the exam -.-'

In fact, the most exciting part of the camp was watching the bulls leave nice little brown pat pats on each other's heads while lining up to the cattle crush. And hunting for four leaf clovers on the farm - there were like heaps!!!

Anyway ttyl gotta do maths now =(

Agriculture!!!

Yes. I am currently in the throes of passion of exploring agriculture for tomorrow's prelim exam. Some damn exciting stuff like monocot and dicot plants and milk secretion/lactation.

THis week was the gayest ever - Mayers gave us this 1000 word Macbeth essay and I watched the sun fcking rise while writing it -____-
But she's still the awesomest English teacher everrrrr
It's so weird - like you stare out the window and it's still like full dark yeh? Then you look out again after 10 minutes and the whole sky is suddenly completely light and you can see all the houses and trees outside =O

Got back SDD trials and almost died of heart attack . . . got pwned by like bazillions of people. Though I did manage to scab 2 marks =)

Tuesday was last lesson before the Chem NQE . . . except like only 10 people came; unfortunately Joshua was one of those. He started raping poor lil Timmy halfway through the lesson (e.g. grabbing hold of his legs and hugging them) and other weirdass stuff o__O
Then we started pissing off Gaymond, throwing all his stuff (including his retainers) around, and rummaging through his bag for food LOL
And squirted water down his back =D He was liek
OMFG T_______T
lmaoooooooo

Then we went onto the computer and Gaymond guessed Lindy's DET portal password correct.
Hint: It's extremely obvious and starts with L
Then Gaymond's like "Louie go to R _ _ t _ b _"
Louie didn't know what it was so he typed it in and pressed enter (this was all on Lindy's account) ROFLL xD

Wednesday was the Chem NQE . . . some damn fun 2hr 15 min exam during which I realised that maybe I should have actually listened during Tuesday's class =D
Then we had sport tryouts afterwards. Naturally, we went to baseball since no one goes to try out for baseball. First thing we did was taking turns pitching from 3rd to 1st base then to home base. My throw almost killed Howlett and 3 guys sitting down, who ducked down frantically at the last second. Oops.

Needless to say I didn't get in lmao
Gonna do tennis for rec sport =) Something I can actually play properly! (kinda)
We also found an empty box of c _ _ d _ ms [<-- no difficulties guessing what that word is] and all the horny Yr 9s crowded around it immediately in awe. Apparently that was the highlight of their day as they passionately ripped open the box and pored over the instruction pamphlet inside.

English was good as usual though =) Mayers came late one period and everyone took the opportunity to take out their greatly multicultural lunches and eat . . . and the infused aroma of fart-smelling Chinese dumplings, Korean and Vietnamese and whatever cooking completely saturated the whole room. Plus there was that ever fragrant Dynamic Lifter wafting in from the window on the left and the mouldy rotten corpse-like smell from the bush drifting in through the right window.
Then she came in and went like O__O OMFG OPEN SOME WINDOWS with her eyes watering (well almost watering). loool
And we watched this Macbeth (MacChef?) adaptation where Macbeth kills Duncan just cos he wants credit for the 3 Michelin stars in his restaurant.

On an extremely happy sidenote I found my calculator again in lost property on Friday. Yay!!! I love Ruse people! Most of them are actually nice and return stuff instead of selling it on eBay like people in other schools would. And I also finished the very first graphing sheet we got with horizontal asymptotes! An astounding acheivement.

And we got the Science Engineering Challenge note! It's $240 for 3 days and 2 nights except 2 of the days are spent getting there and back (12 hrs each way) T___T Still gonna be awesome (despite the fact we'll probably get owned with all the pro science people away for IPT HSC exam ><")

Ooh and Ag camp this week! So exciting =P
TTYL must go back to exploring the reproductive/digestive systems of cattle and sheep and plant stuff
Yayyy!