sooo...last week of school began yesterday =O so we threw that "farewell" party for ms chen in the morning, "farewell" here meaning our sitting down and watching a movie while happily munching on the scarce food which only like 7 out of 16 or whatever people brought while Ms. Chen sitsin the background watching with us =]
So sad =[ And it turns out they haven't even found a substitute teacher yet. As is the case with science where we are stuck with McCready indefinitely. Top Ruse ><"
Anyway at the end of the day came Cadets...during which we noobs who didn't get picked to go to the Hyde Park thingo for tomorrow had to go do drill over and over on the oval. Ironically we got ordered around by noobier cadets =[ lmao
And while we were doing drill on the oval, we suddenly realise that someone had placed 2 sets of tables and chairs OUTSIDE on the ledge of C block...i.e. dangling precariously 10-15m from the ground...everyone just went like WOAH!!!
So after like 2 hours of doing nothing, Jinghang, Victor, Austin and I decided to go crash the physics and chem classes. GREAT IDEA JINGGGG =D lol
Well it seemed like a great idea at the time...only the classes were at L block, and we were at the canteen with all the CUOs and WOs and SGTs and Hyde Park people doing their uber drill on the quadrangle. And we thought merely crossing the quadrangle would be too conspicuous. Oh no, we needed to be stealthier ^____^
And Jinghang suddenly comes up with the brilliant idea of crossing through C block to get to L block (cos there's 2 bridges leading from C block to P block which in turn leads to L block). So we do an uber leopard crawl all the way down the C block corridor till we get to the history staffroom, except the door leading to P block is like locked by a huge padlock.
No matter. We just go down to the underground level (C0.1) to get to P block. And of course, as luck would have it, there's another 2 padlocks locking the double doors...
OK...so we ran up to the maths staffroom and tried that door. Guess what? Another hugeass padlock. By this stage we were all panting and tired so we just gave up, and instead went into every classroom looking for which one had the chairs and desks outside. Turns out it was C2.1 btw...Howlett threatens that whoever keeps talking in class is getting thrown out there to do their work =P lmao
And we leisurely make our way back down to the ground level. At which point we suddenly realise the door won't open. And we're like SHITSHITSHITJINGSHITHANGSHITSHITSHIT. Then Jinghang's like:
"You noobs. There's a latch up the top you have to undo."
So he undoes it...wait it's already undone. Shit.
And we're like all frantically adrenalinisedly trying to bash open the door all the while without the CUOs and WOs and leet Hyde Park people on the quadrangle (like a few metres away) noticing we're there. Except along comes Joshua out of nowhere...and tells us there's...
You guessed it: "Another hugeass padlock" on the other side...LOLWTFBBQ??! We were gone for like 2 minutes and the cleaner locks the door...how nooby =[
So I'm like: "Hey there's the doors leading out from the drama room. Remember?"
And we sprint there though secretly we kinda know deep down they're gonna be locked too.
Guess what? They are.
As are the doors leading to A block, and every other conceivable door. Oh crap.
So we sit there on the ground for like 3 minutes silently going through what options we have...
A Spending the night in our beloved C block
B Screaming for the cleaner in Portugese or whatever he speaks
C Putting our lives in the hands of Joshua to go get help
D Calling for help from the CUOs and getting them to get somebody like the fire station to bash down the doorand risk never getting promoted again for cadets due to our extreme noobiness.
Andd we chose...E
"Uh...why don't we just climb out the windows?"
DUH!! =D
So we just open it, and clamber out one by one, dropping like 3 metres to the ground below. Ironically, this attracted 10 times more attention than merely walking across the quadrangle would have done.
The entire cadet platoon freezes, ogles at us and laughs >.<"
LOL TOP JING =D
Though I have to admit it was pretty funny =)
Anyway yea I should go do maths...
been able to procrastinate 4 hours now T___T amazing...
HAHAHA
ReplyDeletethats awesomely fail and funny XD