Monday, December 21, 2009

Holidays

That's right! I'm so pumped about blogging
I'm writing another post today!!! =)
Woot holidays!!! I think it was like this time last year that I made a blog.
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Actually upon checking it's exactly 1 week until its first birthday! =D
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Actually I wrote the last line yesterday I think.
And the last last line 2 days ago.
Today is the 23rd of December. As in the Wednesday.
But if you wanna get technical its like the 24th on a Thursday.
I so should totally finish typing up blog posts before I get distracted and end up doing it days later.

ANYWAY
By this time, we all know it's CHRISTMAS!!! See what I did there? I put that in green and red =) And it also kinda helps to highlight the "Christ" in Christmas, which lots of people forget because most people get carried away with getting presents and Christmas trees and tinsel and other stuff =O
Stuff like my awesome Christmas lights!!!

Check it out =P

On a completely unrelated note, I also unearthed these from my desk yesterday =)

A year old purple antibacterial Strepsil lozenge!!! (Well four)
Look how one turned out o__O I mean the seal wasn't even broken on that one but it's all green and gross urgggh.

On another completely unrelated note, I also found a 2 week old grape. Observe:

It's like totally dehydrated lol. Aren't we all GRAPEful to God for giving us water on earth? Without it there'd be like no life =O

I'm sad. Year 10 is overrrr. And no more 10T but like completely different classes next year for all of us =[
And 3 terms of Yr 11 until YR 12 AND THE HSC begins O__O
i.e. this is our last true summer holiday cos we have to like full nerd next year summer holiday for HSC 
And only a few more terms of sport and no more PE =[

I swear there was some rip in the space/time fabric of the year 2009 AD. It went so strangely fast . . . and it's not just me =O There's even a Facebook group for that with like hundreds of thousands of members lol. Even like Pixie (Angela Wang) and other Yr 8s will be Year 9 already O.O

Ah well at least our last week of Yr 10 was well spent watching the whole of The Matrix and Friends and POTC =D Amazingly, I actually hadn't watched The Matrix before then!! Yes, I do live under a rock ;)

ANYWAY . . . PHOTOSPAM TIME!!!
Have like gazillions of luvos or whatever u call them with Alvin and Jero and stuff hehe. Tried to get one with Andrew Li but he always keeps running away from the camera ==; 
And I cbf post the ones I took with Richard - I have the feeling he kinda finds me a little annoying cos I keep hanging around him =(
ANYWAY
FOTOOO TIME =D
10J during Presentation Night practice: Yes, I was one of the select select few not getting an award lol. Discount Allan and Alvin who still went to class because they decided not to go to Presenation Night and that makes like 5 people in the whole class who didn't get an award =O

Good daydreaming view from maths seat =) What picturesque (I swear theres a "c" in there somewhere o_O) power lines hehehe

Watching random movie in english
Note that you can see my Domokun pencil case with an attached Domokun keyring made of pure awesomeness!!! =DD
(That Matrix pen is not mine. Matrix is way too expensive =O)

And here's only THE BEST english teacher everrrr =)
I sooo want Mrs. Mayers again next year. I actually look(ed) forward to double English this year!!! If I get the Mr. Chunderahundera . . .
BTW Ms you know how i told u ur name rearranges into lazy armies
it also actually rearranges into I am sleazy....r<--with an extra r on the end =DDD

And here are Aditia and Anita raping my poor Domokun >=O Nuuuuuuuu!!!

Here's the Christmas assembly we had before carols service!!! With Mr. Khoury dressed up as Santa this year =) They actually like drew out names and gave people prizes this year!!! Except they were completely random like a magnifying glass O_O lmao

Yayyy 
I love Jeremy!!!! =DD

Our last lesson of SDD= <--see what I did there? ;) Like a frowny face attached to "SDD" lolololol
Which Rajendran decided to be completely nonsensical about and force us to discuss the meaning of life and other completely RANDOM stuff ==;

Rawwwr =)

Refuse to believe that Raj is coocoo? Have a look at the whiteboard after one of his lessons (taken by a Yr 9)

See? He's just so FREAKING random/crazy/insane O_O RGB? CYMK? Heliocentric?!

Anywayyy our last lesson of science =O

MR KHOURY!!! He's got to be one of the nicest and generous and MINDBLOWINGLY AWESOME teachers I've ever seen! Not to mention KHOU (cool =D)!!! And he's just as smart as CURIE <--Aditia came up with that ;)

10T Class photo!!!
Guess who had to be photoshopped on cause his face got covered? ==; You know I wasted two hours trying to learn Photoshop just to cut his face out and paste it into this picture lol. I had like never touched Photoshop before =[
lol Paul's hair's so spikey

Thennnn it was lunch! And ALvin and I decided to goooo take more photos!!! xDD

Here's a photo with Mr. Scarecrow!!! We were gonna drape our arms around his shoulder until we suddenly realised he was completely covered in spiderwebs lmao
Alvin looks like he's grabbing Mr. Scarecrow's crotch ==;

Okay we were boredddd =P

And finally proudly brandishing our School Certificates!! No, we didn't fail =D
Alvin got all As and High Distinctions for his report .____. SO SMARTTTT ARGHHH!!!
Though we both did make it into Maths 1 ;) 
I swear I beat him in one thing - Maths - except the only year I do they don't print our ranks >=[[[ rofl

Thennnnn it was time to go home ='[

Took photo with Ceyon!!! =DD

He's so funny ^^ And of course has the coolest ever surname that even blows up Google.
Wickramabaskaran!!!!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!

Anddd the last photooo =) Marilyn and Claire (Ada's sister) and meee on the bus hehe

Ah well there's our last day as juniors =O
Congratulations on reading this far lol. You have an amazing attention span. Or you're really bored in the holidays like me tehehehhehehee

anyway I should sleep nowww
NIGHTY GNIHTY!!!
(and I'm sorry but the mixpod playlist is going so retarded on me >.<"" it wont work properly)

Friday, November 6, 2009

BEN DEE GO

haha bendeego
asfdasdf DUE TO JOEY'S RELENTLESS PERSISTENT NAGGING
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE MOTIVATION
TO BLOG ABOUT BENDiGOOO =D
Not that we did anything much
apart from casting shame upon the school for getting like totally thrashed =O

OKAY SO WE WOKE UP at an ungodly time of day, to get to school by 7AM . . . I think I woke up at like 6:40 and rushed to school =)
Armed for the 12 hour bus trip with my SDD Excel and Heinemann textbooks, notes and newly acquired $2 MP3!!!, I ended up sitting in the 2nd last row because all the other friggen seats were taken. Bad idea - the further back you sit the more crap curdles in your stomach and the more likely you are to dispense your morning breakfast upon the head of the in front of you (Peggy) =O But the bus ride was actually surprisingly smooth and I didn't even feel sick while reading.

My mum had advised me on sitting in the middle on the side of the driver, as all typical asian mothers do. And there is infallible logic behind this. You see, if a crash occurs from the rear, you are safe, unlike me (or the person who happens to be in the bus toilet discharging bodily fluids or solids at that time). You are also safe from the blue effluent and crap that will eject/project itself from the toilet.

If you sit in the front however, you will get crushed by a semi-trailer or a full trailer or double trailer whose driver is taking microsleeps after driving for 21 hours from Brisbane to Melbourne or something. This is not good =O Head on collisions will cause a great change of momentum on the bus as the time of impact will be very short and hence the force which will act upon you will be greatly increased, as delta P = Ft
Who doesn't love physics :) Well we love it right now cause we have Khoury for science. Next yr when we get Ballantyne . . .

And of course you sit on the driver's side because he will OBVIOUSLY save himself first if he's about to crash into the Great Banana or Great Pineapple or Great Circular Saw, and will swerve so that he will not get hit but the other side of the bus will get cut right through.

Wow lol I've totally forgotten everything about Bendigo after my mind's been filled with so much SDD and stuff o__O Maybe I shuda blogged this before cramming my mind with so much other stuff.
But I think we just all slept for like 3 hours before waking up to like fat squishy cows mooing in the countryside with full swishing udders swinging and methane rocket boosters munching on grass =) With the ever ugly Silawraps dotting the background of the picture =____= Look like freaking midget Port-A-Loos from afar.

Turned on my MP3 and found I couldn't receive 2DayFM anymore >sob<>

Despite this the reception on my MP3 was so crappy I heard like just static and the occasional wail of some screeching singer. So I changed to SD card mode and realised the songs inside the folders didn't show up =____= I'm like ARGH THIS IS SO RETARDED KILL ME
IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD LIKE A LAPTOP AND AN SD CARD READER TO COPY THE FILES OUT.

There was.

xDD It was Evgeny lmao
So I went over and was like YAYY except looked at his laptop and I'm like "but there's no SD card slot in it" =O
Then he takes out another laptop from under his seat!

Anyway ended up going to the middle of the bus afterwards where everyone was playing Mafia =) Awesome game (Y)(Y)
I was doctor for one game and saved 3 people 3 times in a row xDD And there were like 10 ppl playing at that time. That's how pro I am at reading minds =P
The probability of my choosing the correct person 3 times would be like (1/9)^3 =OOO
I dunno what that is
cos SOME NOOB STOLE MY CALCULATOR IN MATHS AGAIN <--EDIT: it was alvin apparently i left it lol
this is why you never take your calculator out when they're giving back maths papers cos everyone grabs it to add up their marks :(
and its school cert next week . . .

Anyway stopped over at a place (i.e. hole), called Gundagai.
GUN THE GUY
Here's a map of it . . . it's in the middle of nowhere lmao
except its next to another country town called Jackalass (Y)(Y)

Their busy train station (we didn't actually get to see any of this =[ just got it off Wikipedia)

Their hectic bustling highway

It's actually pretty pretty =) Found this pictures of it off Google Maps

ANYWAY BACK TO THE THINGY
Got off the bus armed with the pages of free Cayan Grill with any purchase vouchers which I had printed the day earlier and gave them out to people. Turns out half the ppl already had one lmao xDD

And so the Army of Asians, the YELLOW PERIL (the locals had probably never seen that many asians in their life lmao) marched into the KFC proudly brandishing their vouchers, whilst the onlookers stared on in fear at the RED MENACE about to engulf the little country town. Well not really - only the KFC people stared because we were all waving our vouchers for the Free Cayan Grill and they were like despairing that they were gonna like totally lose profit. Which I think they did.

So after everyone gets their meal, Andrew Li goes back over to the counter to get a straw or something, and overhears this guy who actually wants to buy a Cayan Grill burger, and the KFC guy's like "Sorry, we're all out." lmao poor dude xD
and poor KFC

Urm nooo I think it means fudge-packin' good

So then I went to the toilet, came back, and everyone and gone back onto the bus already -.-" So eager for another 8 hours of delightful driving!

Spent the next 4 hours playing Mafia, listening to music with Peggy (who hates ALL my songs >=[) <--no that is not a smiley face lol, reading SDD and surprisingly didn't feel bus-sick at all even though I was sitting at the back, and stoning and staring out the window at more passing silawrap bundles and Angus, Brangus, Mangus, Pangus and whatever cattle there were =O

Though while we were playing Mafia Ballantyne's like "LOOK KIDS!" and everyone stares out the window in awe at the wind farm on our right, which being busy city kids we had never seen before =P

And then we drove past all these weeds that actually looked pretty =) Like these purple ones which grew everywhereeee:

And here too. Hehe there's a train track there too

SO after another 4 hours, at like 3 or 4, we end up going to a MacDonalds, where no one even orders anything cause we're not hungry. So all the girls sit down and talk and all the guys just sat down on a bench playing cards and staring enthralled at Huey's Cooking Adventures or something playing on the widescreen TV there =O

Meanwhile Fang shows me that straw trick where you get the straw then like roll it up from both ends until there's like a tiny bit in between. Which you then flick and it goes POP! xD Then everyone saw and all the guys ended up like grabbing a gazillion straws

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Okay i typed that all like 2 months ago =___= now to continue my eternally long post (21/12/09)

THEN we finally got to benigo lol
and u know how uve all heard of bendigo bank and think its like all crappy and tiny
its not.........


its FREAKING HUGE O_O

anyway so along came dinner timeeeee :) where everyone hunted for the cheapest food
first we walked like to the town centre as a blob. then me and jinghang and abs and stuff decide to hunt for the cheapest place to eat so we walk like 300m up the road to another chinese restaurant, then like another 200 up the road to some other chinese restaurant that kowaslki recommended, decided the first chinese restaurant was cheaper (still like $10 for a box of rice though =.=) and so walked waaay back down. then decided against it and walked back to the tandoori place. then ms treskin tells us theres a maccas down the road a few hundred metres so we decided to find it...after 500m theres still no sight of it so we decide to go into this posh chinese restaurant which is just across the road...after running across like a 4 lane road we finally make it there...then turns out everythings like $30+ and its all posh with freaking candles and stuff ==;
so we go back and try cross the road, and Abs just runs across and trips over one of those annoying road roundabout things they put to make u slow down....then at the exact same moment all 4 lanes (or more i htink) of traffic get the greeen light and start moving -________- then me and jinghang after gonig back to the tandoori place decide to keep hunting for macdonadls......
we finally found it loooool =O

and heres the town hall or soemthing:


then ppl just walked back to the motelll once they finished their dinner and started playing xbox (yes we brougt one lmao)

alvin, being one of the SELECT INTELLECTUALLY GIFTED FEW chosen to partake in this prestigious science and engineering competition, forgets that boiling water is hot
and pours it straight into his plastic bottle ==;
which starts distorting and filling the whole room with this choking smell
roflll

our roooooooooooooooooooooooom =D

THE NEXT DAY...
was the big thing
the
challenge =O

here's a random store lol

anddd here is where the challenge was held ><" muahaha the welcome powerpoint like crashed over and over again

me and carmen and liz and michael did the eco habitect T____T it was
so
freaking
lame

to cut a long story short...we lost miserably :(
before we were like coming like 2nd
AND THEN
they added in the scores of the last 2 groups in the score update
and we went from 2nd to -----> 6th =_________=
>facepalm<

lmao at lindys OMG face xDD


all the students in the school that came 1st 2nd and 3rd all got medals :(

here is a random bogan house i accidentally uploaded but cant delete now cos when i do it screws up my whole html T____T

went to the lasertag palce that night except itt was retarded cos it was such a rip and no one played....so instead we just sat playing cards all night - i like vsed andrew li, tim and Abs in cheat xDD
they are soooo dodgy lmao
then i taught them the ancient chinese card game offf "TURTLE DIVING" (well thats the literal translation =D)
at least we got free pizza that night!!!
isnt this like the hugest pizza slice uve ever seen?!

going backkk home
man i love it when they turn on those lights in buses and planes
looks so cool =D
esepcially planes with those lights at night and the soft PING sound for seatbelts and stuff
i dunno it could just be me ><"

nightmode fail ==;

our rooooom again

alvin after we like full trampolined on his bed or something xDD

THEN WE WENT HOME AND HUNG OUR HEADS IN SHAME >=[

haha look a loner tree ;)

lalalalalla

cattle in distance =D

more cows

even more cows

no more cows ;O

stopped at some ripoff place called Holbrook where the whole town i swear only had like 1 food place...some crappy cafe charging $4 for one pie. YES...a normal meat pie ==;

hey look they have a missile silo in that place lolol

IGA store!!! ive seen like 0 of those in my lifetime

jingaling

then like another 6 hours of endless mafia\
except like half the bus joined in this time
its SO funny when u have like 25 ppl playing at one time - soooo hectic
and everyone seems sooo dodgy lmao
in one game tim was like sitting beside me when i was mafia and thens hes like "I vote clement."
im like "WTF WHY??!!" (typical mafia reaction)
and hes like "i felt you accidentally brush against my hair when i had my head down and mafia were voting."
O__O crap hes good
sooo i spend like 1 minute coming up for an excuse
and then i got it!!!
"DUDE i was just changing the track on my mp3."
and hes like oh oops my bad
thennn we kill him off next round and we win
rofl =DD
but even if i were changing my song i wouldnt have hit his hair lololol

more grass

oh lol heres a picture of the roadkill on the grill windshielf thingy over the coach window:

ouch.

anywyayywyy we got back to shcool and went home yayaya i finally finsihed thsi post woot wooot i can finally blog normally again =D screww peer support camp cbb blogging about it heheheheh

i shud blog about the last week of school though :( seeing as it was the last dayyyy of junior

Saturday, October 31, 2009

NO MORE YEARLIES!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT =DDD Though of course there's still SDD which I should be studying for now . . . I promise I will later hehe

BUT FOR NOW IM RESTING
Stupid yearlies
Who even invented the idea of an exam week -.-" End up like cramming for a subject the night before because the night before that you're cramming for the subject that you had that day and so on and you end up failing all of them lol

Though I have an uncanny ability to invent answers in exam and get them right =)

And FREAKING HELL PE what kind of a-holes are they to purposely place an assignment to be due ON the day of the maths exam. So typical of them . . . jeez. It's like revenge cause no one studies as hard for PE so they're like "Oh, we'll stuff up the rest of your exams as well then." McKenzie always "thinks everyone's out to get PE" pssssh

Luckily we finished it on the Sunday beforehand ;) smaaaaaaaart rofl

Maths was alright . . . everyone (like Andrew Li saying he got lost 23 marks even though he scored 30 places higher than I did in the half yearly =.=) keeps exaggerating how many marks they lost (except poor Fifi lol she actually missed out entire questions). Apparently half of 10E owned 10J. That's not right =O

Lololol yesterday was the biggest bludge ever. Studied commerce unemployment topic like 5 minutes before the exam cos I didn't even know it was gonna be in the test :( Though it's probably right if you make it up anyway, just like in ag lol

Had English afterwards. Realised Mayers' fishtank water was turning yellow. Very dark brownish-yellow - literally the colour of pee.
Probably due to build up of ammonium nitrate with insufficient numbers of nitrobacter and nitrosomonas to convert the ammonium =O
Except I was too scared to change the water in case I like accidentally poured the fish down the toilet or something. And I remember reading somewhere that if you put them in different temperature water (like from room temp water to cold tap water) they'll like spasm and die lmao

After 30 min recess was awesummm =DDD Had double ag and went straight down to the plots cause more than half the class was away at Japanese and Music exams. Was like freaking steaming hot so we decided to water the potato plots. Then Pronger like digs up one of the plants to show us the growing potatoes, and we all just grab the potatoes and play baseball with them with hoes as the bats =)
But THen jero like smashes the potato so hard that it completely blows up in his face and he's like spitting out potato lolololol

By this time it's like steaming hot with the sun burning us up (especially with all our heat absorbing hair) so like all the girls just lie down on the grass (or in some cases on each other................................................)
And then we all go and water the grass uphill so that it like flows down and then Aditia's suddenly like "OH MY GAWD ITS WET" after a minute (girls=slow reaction times).
THen Pronger's like "I KNOW! LETS SPRAY LOL" and starts playing with the sprinkler and showing us how to aim jets at people and control the arc of the spray hehee

And then Tim's suddenly like "OMG ITS MRS ROBERTS" and prongers like HOLY CRAP and turns off the sprinkler and turns around. Turns out timmy was shitting us -.-"
lol in our notes: "due to mr pronger being a RETARD, our trial was affected by variance"

So then Dennis and Raymond or someone had their back turned, so we like aim at them and shot the whole stream of water through the air until it like all drenched them in the back =D THen we ran away lol

And then the whole class turned into like a fully fledged waterfight with like everyone whirling around with the watering cans and splashing other people. I was so excited and was gonna go wet Jero or someone back except I swung it too hard and it all went out the back onto myself =____=
Then after an hour Pronger's like "oh lets go up and do some theory" so we hafta pack everything thing up. But then we had some water left in the cans so we're like EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO GET SPRAYED STAND IN A LINE. THen while Jero's spraying them I take the cap off the end of the watering can (so instead of liek a light drizzle you get like a full on jet) and full drench Aditia again lmao

Like literally this whole WALL of water slammed into her face and she was like "OH SHIIII----" before she got completely drenched lmao
And then Pronger's like "OKAY NO MORE FIGHTING WITH WATER"

except when we go back up to the watering classroom and aditia like pours her water bottle down my back hes like rofling going "okay no mor - actually u totally deserved that lololol" xDD
then after like 20min of like screwing around with little swordfights and raymond playing tower defence on his iphone and jero stealing my shoe and running away with it and putting it on top of this tall pole and me running after him on one foot and fat timmy firing little stones at us we went back up ^___^

so lame how we dont get to go down to the plots anymore next yr though =(

had lunch then maths where howlett like full "flamed" (howlett flamed which is still pretty nice and pales in comparison to alder's wrath unleashed upon 10R) us on how only 5 ppl in our class got that PAB tangent question and stuff. Alvin says our grade is apparently the worst yr theyve had for ages now lol
hope i did ok :)

anyway g2g study for stupid sddddd now ><" even made a poem for it:

I love you
You love me
Yes I love you SDD
Structure chart, decision tree
All of these and more to see
And that's why I love thee
For you I'll fail my HSC =___=