Holy Days

Aha geddit?!

Poor Andy's sister. Turns out some retard in her grade printed out her blog and showed it to Pooviah (who was like deputy back then) a while ago and dobbed her in for writing about people and she got like full busted - O__O well DUH you're gonna write about people in a blog. Unless you're some egocentric freak. Hence her new blog.

I can so totally imagine lame retards in our grade doing that. 

Anyway, last day of school for Term 3 yesterday =) How awesome hehe

Double history to kick it off. As usual we learnt about the remarkably extensive history of Australia . . . when you compare it to some country like Kosovo . . . since its independence.

Then to English, where I forgot to feed Mrs Mayers' fish. There was this holiday feeding block that we put in during the Term 2 holidays, except I don't this we had it this time cause last time the cleaner was really nice and came in every 2 days to feed them so we figured we wouldn't need it anyway.

Except upon writing this I realised one of the cleaners died last month. And that might have been the same cleaner who used to come feed the fish. Uh oh =O

Double ag next where our barbeque got cancelled :( 

So we all spent the period raping Jimmy's awesome abs lmao - Sanji like holds his left arm, Jess holds his right arm, I hold his head, and everyone's like WOOHOO LETS FEEL THEM ABS and swarms

I love 10T xDD

Careers for last period was so dumb . . . we just go to T1.5 and watch this video on "Work Attitude". Ironically during this video everyone is either sleeping and dribbling over a keyboard (Tim), playing Minesweeper (Andrew Li), or playing swivel chair soccer with a basketball. Then whenever Deigan like stares at us we all like suddenly turn back to the TV and just nod at whatever he's saying (none of us could hear him over the video and fans). But he's a really nice guy =)

Woohoo then after school we go to Parra to watch Up. We missed the 751 cause Paul was like dragging onto my bag go ARAWRAWRAWRAWR 

Gotta love Paul teehehehehee xDD He's so nice.

Anyway, end up catching 779 during which everyone's like playing bus surfing and Allan pushes someone, who pushes onto someone else, who pushes onto Bahaven, who pushes onto Neil's basketball which happens to be sitting in my lap. Ouch -.-" 

btw Up is the BEST ANIMATED MOVIE EVER (except I still think WALL-E was slightly better, cos I really loved WALL-E). It's so cute and happy and sad and funny and 3D!!! Omg the 3D and sound was so pro cause we went to the VMAX theatre - which I think is like SilverScreen [it was still only $14 including the $5 extra for watching 3D movies cause we bought 10 tickets at once].

I won't spoil Up for you =] But just go watch it in 3D. You have to =D

It looks SO PRO when they're like fighting in the air and you see these planes and propellers rush past the screen hehe

Even the 3D glasses are cooler than the normal paper blue and red lens ones - these ones are like actually plastic with polarising lenses - when you wear them while staring at a computer screen and rotate your head the screen goes from blue to orange! Then you turn it around and when you rotate it goes from completely clear to completely black!!! (have I already mentioned this in another post? cos Gusta gave me the lens out of her 3D glasses on crazy hair day and I was like OMGOMGOMGing about it all week).

Woooot Firefox has a new Glasser theme so now even the tabs are transparent! Click on the screenshot - it's so pretty!!! =D

And if you want that custom Google wallpaper just go to that website and follow the instructions there.

Ah well time to go sleep now . . . stupid Daylight Saving robs me of one hour. Just you wait until next year you little creep xD

night nighttt ppl lol

Thursday

WOOT IM UNCAPPED!!! HALLELUJIAH (is that how you spell it?). So I'm gonna go on a pic spamming spree today hehe

2nd last day of school over =) but kinda sad cos like there's one term left with our awesome class T(hehehe) <--geddit . . . like teeheehee I'm so funny hohoho But yeh . . . our class is pretty damn hardcore =) This is what our class rolls look like:

  

Jimmy - what a stud lmao
Thx Janet for taking the photooo =D

There were like 12 people in our class today because everyone was at like bball training or full day choir practice - apparently the choir suddenly like magically grew twice as big today lmao. omg 10L won the pizza part for YouthDecide =[ musta been like joshua's good luck charm
watched Fawlty Towers in double comm afterwards . . . SO HILARIOUS!!! =D He like gropes this girl accidentally cos he reaches around the corner for the light switch, and just as he does that his wife like comes in xDD

John Cleese reminds me so much of Dunkerley polymerised (Yi-Gi-Oh terminology) with Woodhouse lollololol

Haha what an awesome moustache - he's even pointing to it :)

Then Jero and I just spent the whole of English arguing how it's not possible for something to travel at the speed of light and whether or not light has mass. He thinks that things can travel at the speed of light if there's a black hole sucking it in and that light has mass. Then after two periods he's like "WANNA BET?!" and I'm like "Sure =D"

He now owes me a bj. LOL TAKEN

And lol no thats not gay =) The one doing it is xDD Just as Harold and Kumar in Guantanamo Bay once wisely stated. Watch it if you get the chance - pretty good movie but the first one is just the best - "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"
btw theres a third one coming out next yr =)

In no way correlating to the discussion of gayness above - here's Andrew Li!!! Finally managed to tune into TVS on my computer - except it's extremely bad reception cause they're still on analogue TV.

rofl at the perverted grin he's giving timmy =D

lol :) i xD just =] realised ^^ i =P use :( way ><" too o.O many -.-" emoticons :O ooh interesting pic i found on smh - pic of Kevin Rudd's office - WTF IS WITH ALL THOSE CLOCKS?! I mean if they all had the same minute I'd understand . . . but they're like all completely different minute times so they can't be time zones. Maybe it's like time in the 4th dimension =D if that's possible or makes sense

  

more photospam - here is microsoft maths crashing teehee

I don't actually know much calculus but I just know that's hardest for Microsoft Math to calculate =D
I gave up after it was still working after 20 minutes =_____= For shame Microsoft lol
O'Reilly could probably do that in 1 minute :)
Well maybe not
But I miss her :(
I loved year 8 minus chandra
W1.2 used to be like freezing when he taught there. Now it's warm and cosy and smells of Chinese cooking cause everyone eats =)

ANYWAY BACK TO TODAY
At lunch they had this free barbeque for any people interested in joining Rural Youth. Naturally the whole school suddenly gained an avid fascination in agriculture =] I only got 1 sausage cos we had to go to Science Engineering meeting - Alex got 3 lmaoo

Had Buljevic for PE afterwards - she's so nice!! Lol everytime I see her I think back to Yr 7 scienceee
She was like talking bout teaching Glenwood or something as a casual and subbing for this maths class
then she like writes:

6x + 5 = 17 on the board

And all the kids like full giggling and whisper like "Shush don't tell her yet! See how long it takes her to realise."
Then in the end they're like "Ms, you so dumb haha - you already wrote the answer down!"
haha yr 7s :)

Had history afterwards with Kowalski where we just played hangman with retarded words like floccinaucinihilipilification lmao

and then SDD, where jero like Googles "does light have mass" and also asks the physics sub we got if it does. The subs like =_____= no
and jero's like HOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAP
then googles it

PWNED =D

then we went home on a steaming hot bus. i literally melted and stuck to my seat and had to like peel off my seat when it was my stop -___-

AH WELL TIME TO GO START WORK LOL
and im gonna change the songs on the playlist =)
ttyllllllls

69

Woooot how exciting - 69th post =)

Ms Chen came to visit us yesterday!!! Except they changed the bell times, and I told her on Facebook lunch changed to start at 1. I SWEAR the daysheet on the noticeboard on Monday afternoon said lunch was from 1 to 2. Apparently lunch started at 12:30 instead. Oops xDD
So instead of coming to our class, she ended up coming during lunch - Gerald phoned her and she's like "SOMEONE gave me wrong bell times >=\" roflll

OMGOMG her baby is so cute! Except Jinghang and I walked over and as soon as she saw us she like burst into tears. ALL HIS FAULT I BET hehe
It's got like grey/blue eyes - I tried to lean in closer to have a look but then she like immediately scrunched up her face ready to cry again so I'm like oh crap =O

Had SDD exam today in the loft!!! It's such a cosy little spot hehe - they like renovated it so now there's those pro spotlights (like the really small bright ones) on the ceiling and all these new desks and chairs. Except we didn't even notice all the dust from last Wednesday's dust storm all over the desks until Ceyon or someone randomly blew the desk and POOOF this huge red cloud fluffed up =D

Like an hour into the test this dumb bee flies in and goes around BUZZ BUZZ BUZZING everywhere - and being the easily entertained kids we are, we're all just like sitting there unable to concentrate. It just kept on circling Vincent Tran and everyone kept on giggling - bet it was caught in orbit around his gravitational field =)
(Acutally nvm I just actually did the maths and assuming Vincent Tran's mass is evenly distributed and 90.0 kg and the fly circled him 1.00 times per second it would have to be a distance of 5.34 x 10^-4 metres from the centre of his body) <--an interesting fact
btw the radius of orbit does not depend on the fly's mass at all

Then a while later suddenly Mr Wilson's laptop (he like supervised our exam) started playing some stereotypical oriental ding dong dingy music really loudly and there's like this suddenly awkward silence. Then Jinghang's like "oooooooohhh" in this really idiotic tone and the whole class like full cracked up for like 2 minutes xDD

We popped into science afterwards to see what the class was doing - turns out they just got the common test back . . . I look at my test paper and it turns out Maitra (probably her) put this huge cross over my "Mrs Khouri" lol

Went to tennis and like vs-ed Ayus in tennis. Holy crap he's good =) Lol then ceyon, roy and i went around the corner to play on the swings and slide and played like king of the hill or wahtever with the thing where u climb up to get to the slide and those huge noughts and crosses as the fort xD we managed to push ceyon from the tower down into the slide facefirst rofl =D

arwarwarawr so bored
i go take dump now =)
and yay its october - only 1/4 of the year left to go
night night :D

Monday

Look again, you sick freak. It says homy. Not horny.

Just saw the ad for it on TV and went like HUH?! Then I realised it was just me.

I want this room:

Today was such a bludge cause of the Yr 12 farewell =) 

First period science where it turns out ONE of the teachers (probably Mrs Maitra) went to have a talk with Khoury and complain about our test -.-"

WELL BASICALLY it goes like this:

For the genetics and motion test, Khoury was handing back the tests, and he was like "DANIEL!!! U SPELT MY NAME WITH AN I!" and our whole class full cracked up.

So for the evolution test we decided to write Mr Khoury as like "Mrs Khouri" and "Mr Curry" etc as the teacher name =P

And she tried to take marks off us :( And poor Khoury ended up having to explain for us lol. Ooops xDD
Aww man science is so awesome now =) It's gonna suck so much next year if we don't get Khoury and get like uber lazy Ballantyne lol

Had English next -.-" What kind of book is called "Boys of Blood and Bone"? What are they . . . like agricultural fertiliser slave labourers? So boring . . .

And Mayers was like "WHEERE ART THY ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS" cause everyone else has like 5 pages of answers already >.>

And I'm like "Still have a tiny bit of the book to finish".

I'm actually on page 12 =______=

Lololol you know how books always have those reviews on the back. This book has like a grand total of ONE review:

"Metzenthen [author] gets better all the time."

-- Agnes Nieuwenhuizen

Cause we've all totally heard of Agnes Nieuwenhuizen.

Then everyone just oohs and ahs over Rajendran's new Mac throughout the whole of SDD even though our practice trial is on Wednesday - haha we get to do the exam in the loft! How awesome is that :) It's like that cute little barn beside the canteen on the 2nd level with a barn door at the end that opens out onto thin air 2 stories above the ground xDD

Last time we went in there, there was like this 1980s Apple Mac computer rofl =D and like the old school sign saying "Carlingford Boys Agricultural High School" or whatever (can't remember the old school name).

Woohoo then after recess is the Yr 12 farewell assembly. This year's was exceptionally lame and boring xDD But still kinda sad when you see all those Year 12s walk slowly out of the hall after the last roll call.

Though one of the girls literally RAN out . . . everyone was like rofling "She can't wait to get the hell outta here!"

They played all the fobs' favourite song with all the girls dancing to it - that random korean GEE GEE GEE GEE song -.-"" GG 

Lol pop full loves that song =) Then all these guys dressed in tight leotards and tank tops and those short panties thingys came on dancing to it as well =_____= Scarred for life

And Jenns (despite her being like a screeching furious banshee to other grades) is like super nice to her grade and even sang like this Celtic farewell song.

When Goggin comes to our farewell he'll just be like "Uh, yeh bye kids. Nice knowing you."

Farewell went 1 hr overtime soooooo instead of having double maths for like 1.5 hours we ended up with like a 30 minute maths period, 10 of which Howlett had to spend photocopying the solutions to Maths Enrichment for us, another 10 of which we spent turning on the computer and checking out his photos of the awesome Wednesday dust storm at his home, then like doing one question on the board =D I love maths lolololol

Then cadets - which kinda failed lol. Though we did get free food which I suspect was the only reason most people came =] 

My section had like 4 people there o__O Woot. We played like this game where you hafta like navigate this obstacle course of desks and tables in as less time as possible using drill commands. Most people got through in like 8 seconds =_____= rofl proves how hard it was

Then me and richard have this competition to see who can squat the longest, and Victor comes along and starts twirling his ass in Richard's face lmao kinda gross

And then the yr11 catherine girls like "VICTOR. THE CAPTAIN FROM THE AUSTRALIAN ARMY'S STANDING RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT" rofl . . . and she was xDD

Cadets is still pretty fun I guess :) 

And plzz the ppl in my section dont quit cadets. I get flamed if you do =.= what dumb logic but i do lol

AIITE time to go nerd for sdd . . . I've wasted the last 3 days and im still reading my 3rd page -.-"" Time to hardcore study 8-)

night nighttt

When Sydney wakes up to a world from Mars

something is seriously wrong.

I reuploaded the CBD one - you couldn't click on one in the other post.

*snigger at broken hill*



and you thought Sydney was the apocalypse =)
play it - trust me its pure pwnage rofl
broken hill goes from red to black in like 10 seconds

yesterday was a pretty awesome day =] sister woke me up at like 5:30?! with a light tapping on my shoulder . . . i just roll over and open my eyes and like wnet HOLY CRAP cos she looks so much like a ghost with her new haircut

like those ones in the japanese movies where the guy is taking photos of himself in the mirror and looks at the photos and in the photos theres this girl with blood in her eye sockets and hair all over her face and teeth bared sitting on the toilet.

okay she didnt look that freaky but without glasses and at 5:30 . . .
turns out she wanted my camera card to take photos -.-""

then i went to school, and went to sign in late but this seniors like "School's cancelled today". I'm like "SURE LOL V. FUNNY". Maybe I should have listened to him. Apparently we could go home if our parents didn't mind. Though afterwards Connors wouldn't let anyone go :(
LOL she apparently chased after Daniel and Sanji and some others, cornered them into Pleasant Cresent, and rounded them back up to school. All while in HEELS o__O Woah rofl

anyway, went to ag . . . and there were 5 people in class. Wow. Though the number then went up to 9 after Connors got all teh kids to go back to class. All we did was like just sit there and play Peggle or do science or learn about potatoes. Yay.

Then we had English with Mayers!!! =) She comes in and its like ---_____--- "OMG. this is the whole class?" And we just watched Educating Rita(rd)
Science was awesome though. Khoury got a clotheshanger and untwisted it, then made it into one of those circuits that you have to get a ring through the course without touching the wire, or else the light turns on. Pretty sad but that actually kept us entertained for 2 periods =D

English again after lunch cause they cancelled sport =.= Wet period my ass
Finsihed Educating Rita which had the randomest ending ever, and with 20min to spare we went and played on the piano in the classroom lol. I learnt how to play Chopsticks from the AMUS (or something) master Daniel =D teeheee
And then I tried to play Christmas carols but no one would sing along :(

Science with Prasad afterwards and we just went into Kowalski's class and watched October Sky - some random movie about these kids tryna launch a rocket into space. During which Richard showed an uncannily deep knowledge of Brokeback Mountain - turns out the guy in the movie was Jake Gyllenhaal (like from The Day After Tomorrow). Didn't even recognise him lol

October Sky ---> anagramises into ---> Rocket Boys
Ingenious eh? ;)

And then finished off the wonderful day with maths. You would think 10J would have the most people . . . I would too - apparently not =.=
We had like a grand total of 8 people while classes like 10R and stuff were like almost full I think O_O
Then Howlett's like "LETS GO OVER TO MR KHOURYS CIRCUIT MACHINE AND PLAY!!!" and we're all like "YAYYY!!!" xDD

Way better than today - we had to like wear mufti but also brirng PE uniform . . . I didn't know and just brought mufti -_____-
PE was pretty cool though cos we had like AKCT all playing bball, hockey and soccer

Guo's so pro at soccer =.= I did this random flukey shot from like halfway across the field where I just booted the ball and it like went in this literally perfect parabolic trajectory towards the goal . . . then Guo suddenly apparates out of nowhere and headbutts it away :(
and then scores 2 goals for his team =O

But then we pwned in hockey and bball =D Hockey is so hilarious cos its just like this massive whacking game to wrestle for the puck and u end up having like the entire team tryna get the puck off the other poor guy haha

Then in bball richard and i just stayed onthe sidelines cheering like idiots whenever neil or bella scored a basket =)

gosh i write so much -.-"" haha cant believe u actually read up to here :)

ah well time to nerd for sdd =D
nighty night

too lazy to write anything today =)
instead i shall just rant on about random pictures i have

omg the red storm today was so cool
ill write about it tomorrow =] best bludge at school ever hehe
doesnt this just look so AWESOME?!


Gosh I HATE those captcha thingys . . . like wtf is that? 100 and 5 eighths? =.=
or 8 square-with-opposite-vertice-angles-bisected-by-diagonal rahway?
psh

Why can the school not afford a simple antivirus with its like $2 million gymnasium fund which they'll never build anyway.
I came home, scanned my usb and get this . . .

I was bored okay? I ended up graphing x^2, x^4, x^6, . . . , x^24

And of course the odd ones: x^3, x^5, . . . , x^25

FUNN T_____T

Though notice that the order of the functions switches around past the point x=1 and the rate at which the functions approach infinity are reversed.

Okay time to go read some random library book I got today cause of the duststorm to read in class. Though we ended up watching a few movies and playing piano and stuff. lol bludge

night =)

Woohoo!!!

YES!!! Science test is finally over and now I can take all the time in this world to blog.
Actually no - it just took me literally 4 hours to write that sentence cause my dad is like right behind me pretending to be busying himself with ironing the clothes; he can't help going through our computers everytime we go to the toilet or whatever. And I don't take my laptop into the toilet . . . cause that would be WEIRD =)

Ah well, now I can finally write about the ag excursion, which would have actually been okay apart from the 10% exam at the end ><" But I guess it was otherwise okay - man this year is so awesome . . . so many camps! Wooot. Next one in under a month =) Anyway, left school on the Wednesday, except the bus only came at 5 so we had 2 hours to bum around and do nothing. Originally everyone was gonna stay at school, but then turns out everyone left to go to Parra or whatever. Jeffery and I just ended up filling up water balloons and throwing them at each other xD

WHAT'S THAT POKEMON? ITS TEATOMON!

Then people started arriving and then we just got on the bus . . . turned out to be like a super boring 4 hour bus ride cause everyone in our part of the bus was just stoned and sleeping haha
Stopped at this service station for dinner - there was Hungry Jacks, KFC and "Heatherbrae's Pies" there. Some people actually ran to Heatherbrae's Pies lolololol

And then there were 2 more hours of driving through beautiful scenery:

Until finally we reached the hole known as Riverwood Downs Platypus Lodge. A wonderful euphemism for milking-shed-with-the-sides-split-into-cubicles-to-make-cabins. My toilet was 2x larger than the cabin -.-'

Can you spot the cabin in the picture below?

That's right. It's those tiny little doors in the background. Luxurious.

Ahahaha Jeffery what a stoner =P

Anyway, it was already like 10 by that time anyway, so we got forced to sleep T____T And Jeffery decided to wake up at freaking 5:30 (and wake us all up) because apparently platypuses come out at sunrise. They don't.

But the morning was kinda pretty though =)

Then off we went to breakfast with the trademark toast, cereal, scrambled eggs, sausage and spaghetti that you always get at camp. And extremely diluted cordial - like at least 15 parts to 1 I swear.

Then to the one and only GLOUCESTER SALEYARDS. YAYYY =O

This is a cow.

Moo.

It was so awesome cause one Angus literally jumped RIGHT over the pen into the enclosure on the other side. So pro man! All of us were like HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP OMGOMG but all the people there were like "oh, it got over again" lol

There was this hilarious spotter guy who has to like spot the bids for the auction, and he like has to scream out YES when he sees one xDD So funny hehe




And how cute are these?! I want one :)

After an extremely boring 3 hour talk on the "role of a stock and station agent" and "what happens from the saleyard to the abattoir" (we all accidentally spelt it as abbatoir before xD), we went off to some park to have lunch. They had one of those uber cool bicycle tracks there:

Must go back to one of those one day - I used to always go to the one at Buffalo Creek =] So pretty

The agriculture department is obviously much more skilled than the HSIE department at packing lunches. I was over the moon when I realised we wouldn't be eating buns with Vegemite and a slice of cheese squashed in between ^^

Next we went to Craig Young's farm which was pretty cool. He had horses there heh

Mmmm delicious pasture =) My appendix is tingling with appetite

After looking at the pasture and stuff we went off to look at the cattle which were going onto the international market the next week or something. The guy decided to put them into the cattle crush to show us, but all the cows went like fully aggro - like SERIOUSLY aggro. They were like ramming the door to the crush and kept on hitting each other, slamming against the metal and kicking the metal gates. But the funniest part was where the cows shat on each other. It was pretty funny but we all felt sorry for the other cow.

Lucky I have it on video =D Had a psychic feeling something was gonna happen and whipped out my camera =)

Haha poor farmer dude - all the meat's like getting bruised and losing heaps of value and he's like "It's going onto the market next week!"

The fresh poop is so gross!!! lmao at how the bull stops crapping, walks away, then runs back for one last shove in the other cow's face.

Then after Craig Young's farm, we went off to Noel Griffin's farm. The poor old guy has prostate cancer and still has to run the farm at 71 =( And his son had leptospirosis cause one cow peed on him or something. Here he is:

And his uber pretty farm:


Lmao the photo Abs took of dodgy Arthur =]

OMG This guy's farm is so awesome. He has like a billion 4 leaf clovers (except I lost mine >.<") and they're HUGE! You know how your normal clover is like 1-2cm long and as thing as a thread? His ones are like 10cm long and as thick as an electric cord! xDD

Then we went back to the milking shed to nerd for the exam the next day =O

Went back and everyone exchanged notes =) And then read them under glowstick at night because the teachers like said lights out at 11 - Grant let me go out scab one last sandwich before sleeping tehehehhehe

Woke up uber early the next day and had to pack everything - had breakfast and had to walk like freaking a gazillion miles to some random farm on the property . . . everything for miles looked like this lol:

Lol this dog rolled in cow crap then jumped up onto Yip whose white shirt got totally owned
Man this was so boring but we still had to pay like 100% attention cos the test would be right after this and they were gonna test this as well T_____T

Wheeeeee its lexxx =D He had like extreme hayfever and ended up shoving two rolled up pieces of tissue up his nostril lmao

Then it was the test after that =.= And I screwed it up . . .
Ah well

Then we had to leave for school =O Non stop bus trip back O___O


And then got back to schooool =]
Must go sleep now . . . this took like ages to type up lol

AIITE NIGHT

btw changed the songs on the mixpod playlist =)
three other awesome country songs
plz listennn to them hehehe they rock

I just realised

there's another program to make playlists with instead of stupid Imeem which cuts off all songs to 30 seconds. Its called MixPod =)

See it in the right sidebar? Sorry it's on autoplay - just had to let you guys experience my awesome country music ;)

I only put in 3 songs cause I know no one listens to more than 3 at a time.
If you want I'll put more on next week or something ^^

Maybe I caught some retarded disease at Gloucester that makes me listen to country music =]
Ah well have fun
Must go do maths enrichment now -.-'

Can't post much today

Sorry haven't posted for ages - had ag camp this week. I would blog about it right now except there's freaking science common test AND maths bookmark on Tuesday (-.-' swear Howlett did it on purpose cause he like hates our class now).

Oh, I loved ag camp.
Gloucester was a truly stunning ecological nirvana where we were able to find in ourselves our inner Thoreau and an appreciation and desire for a bucolic existence away from the simulacrum and fragmented psyche of the 21st century. A pastoral retreat from the pressure, stress and daily rush of everyday urban life.


























What complete bullcrap. Ag sucked balls - those HUGE bull ones . . . putting a 10% HSC exam at the end of the excursion which forced us to literally take down every single word that was said did not help at all. I so screwed up the exam -.-'

In fact, the most exciting part of the camp was watching the bulls leave nice little brown pat pats on each other's heads while lining up to the cattle crush. And hunting for four leaf clovers on the farm - there were like heaps!!!

Anyway ttyl gotta do maths now =(

Agriculture!!!

Yes. I am currently in the throes of passion of exploring agriculture for tomorrow's prelim exam. Some damn exciting stuff like monocot and dicot plants and milk secretion/lactation.

THis week was the gayest ever - Mayers gave us this 1000 word Macbeth essay and I watched the sun fcking rise while writing it -____-
But she's still the awesomest English teacher everrrrr
It's so weird - like you stare out the window and it's still like full dark yeh? Then you look out again after 10 minutes and the whole sky is suddenly completely light and you can see all the houses and trees outside =O

Got back SDD trials and almost died of heart attack . . . got pwned by like bazillions of people. Though I did manage to scab 2 marks =)

Tuesday was last lesson before the Chem NQE . . . except like only 10 people came; unfortunately Joshua was one of those. He started raping poor lil Timmy halfway through the lesson (e.g. grabbing hold of his legs and hugging them) and other weirdass stuff o__O
Then we started pissing off Gaymond, throwing all his stuff (including his retainers) around, and rummaging through his bag for food LOL
And squirted water down his back =D He was liek
OMFG T_______T
lmaoooooooo

Then we went onto the computer and Gaymond guessed Lindy's DET portal password correct.
Hint: It's extremely obvious and starts with L
Then Gaymond's like "Louie go to R _ _ t _ b _"
Louie didn't know what it was so he typed it in and pressed enter (this was all on Lindy's account) ROFLL xD

Wednesday was the Chem NQE . . . some damn fun 2hr 15 min exam during which I realised that maybe I should have actually listened during Tuesday's class =D
Then we had sport tryouts afterwards. Naturally, we went to baseball since no one goes to try out for baseball. First thing we did was taking turns pitching from 3rd to 1st base then to home base. My throw almost killed Howlett and 3 guys sitting down, who ducked down frantically at the last second. Oops.

Needless to say I didn't get in lmao
Gonna do tennis for rec sport =) Something I can actually play properly! (kinda)
We also found an empty box of c _ _ d _ ms [<-- no difficulties guessing what that word is] and all the horny Yr 9s crowded around it immediately in awe. Apparently that was the highlight of their day as they passionately ripped open the box and pored over the instruction pamphlet inside.

English was good as usual though =) Mayers came late one period and everyone took the opportunity to take out their greatly multicultural lunches and eat . . . and the infused aroma of fart-smelling Chinese dumplings, Korean and Vietnamese and whatever cooking completely saturated the whole room. Plus there was that ever fragrant Dynamic Lifter wafting in from the window on the left and the mouldy rotten corpse-like smell from the bush drifting in through the right window.
Then she came in and went like O__O OMFG OPEN SOME WINDOWS with her eyes watering (well almost watering). loool
And we watched this Macbeth (MacChef?) adaptation where Macbeth kills Duncan just cos he wants credit for the 3 Michelin stars in his restaurant.

On an extremely happy sidenote I found my calculator again in lost property on Friday. Yay!!! I love Ruse people! Most of them are actually nice and return stuff instead of selling it on eBay like people in other schools would. And I also finished the very first graphing sheet we got with horizontal asymptotes! An astounding acheivement.

And we got the Science Engineering Challenge note! It's $240 for 3 days and 2 nights except 2 of the days are spent getting there and back (12 hrs each way) T___T Still gonna be awesome (despite the fact we'll probably get owned with all the pro science people away for IPT HSC exam ><")

Ooh and Ag camp this week! So exciting =P
TTYL must go back to exploring the reproductive/digestive systems of cattle and sheep and plant stuff
Yayyy!