Athletics Carnival =]

And on the penultimate day of the screwed up week [Mon ANZAC hol, Thurs Athletics, Fri Staff Dev thingy] we had the Athletics Carnival! At which, of course, no one ever does anything except play cards and watch videos on their PSPs all day =D

Caught the 2nd bus there cause the first one was a fully crappy non-air-con run down bus. I went in and the first thing that hit my mind was "OMFG This smells EXACTLY like Hong Kong!" Like the double decker, air con white buses! And by that I mean exactly. It's like this distinct undescribable scent - actually smells pretty nice! I couldn't help taking deep breaths cause it kinda made me feel like I was back theree =]]

And no...I wasn't the only one hallucinating cause Sonia overheard me telling Alvin about the smell and she was like OMG YEH!! =D Then we high-fived except we almost missed and I nearly facepalmed her haha

Then we just went in (through lucky entrance 8 of course ;)) and I started wondering if I should do hurdles...cause it looks pretty easy from up in the stands. Then I down and find out that the height of the hurdle for us is like up to my stomach or something o__O

Everyone's suddenly like "uhh...." Then we ran away T.T Only the really pro people stayed..

Went back to the stands and spent like 10 minutes looking for Alvin except I ended up still not finding him cause there's like a sea of Yr 7-9s with house shirts now. And had Victor in Yr 9 going around screaming "YEA MAN IM SO SEXY" in my face rofl 
Turns out Alvin went to triple jump anyway (and came first for Rassack too ^^)

Found the Bomb and stuff and we started playing BS...Pop had like this deck of cards he got from Japan with all these full frontal chicks - everyone was like O__O cause we couldn't find any other cards to use. Lol Pop was like "Man these aren't even high quality."

Finally we got VT's ones =]

Went to give in the High Resolves note to Mr. G (haha that sounds so gangsta) and almost stacked it over the white metal bar thingy they put between the track and field...it's looks exactly like the other track lines only sticking out of the ground so it's like freaking camouflaged T__T

I caught my foot against it again when I came back... 
And several more times throughout the day -.-'

We played Mafia for ages...during which Jeffery and Amol got killed so many times cause they're so dodgy =P And Amol was the worst doctor ever cause he just kept saving himself.

Then the 100m participation came up, and like literally the entire school just swarmed to the marshalling area haha - Richard put on his uber Japanese-kung-fuey-bandana-thingmajig and piggy-backed me the entire 100m cos I couldn't be screwed to do anything xD

Tyson and Tim or some other pair stacked it on the track lol

The photo Woo got of us makes me look slightly constipated - which I guess is slightly understandable because it turns out hanging off someone's neck is still pretty exhasting =O

Turns out Dunkerley and Bialy went there too ^^ Wish they would come back and teach us againn though...most of the good teachers have left now :(

I then ended up having to carry Richard for 150m in the 200m race cause he was too tired =[ Despite the fact he was able to keep screaming FIGHTTINGG SPIRITT or something at the top of his lungs haha

And at the end of the day...Rassack got totally smashed -.-' We used to win without doing anything, except now we're like completely last...

Still had to get back to school after and go to chem though...where we learnt about the extremely fascinating le chateliers principle T________________T It was pretty funny though cause like no one came and Bahaven ended up being the only one to go to Aaron's class.

Gotta go study ag now cos there's that high resolves stuff tomorrow =[ cyaa

Noooo...Holidays...dun leave plz =[

Haha cbf blogging all holidays - sorry xD

Too lazy sleeping and eating and Facebooking all day lol...not like I did much

Though I went to the Blue Mountains and Newcastle and stuff just to take advantage of the Family Funday thingy =D Typical azns...

So I sat stoned on the train for 3 hrs to get there, got photos, then hopped back on and travelled back for another 3 hrs haha

Awesome views:

>Hey look! It's urmum peeing xD<

It looks really normal here but when you're actually there, it's like shitass high!! Likereally freakily high.

Except when there's a landslide =)

Pretty eh? xD Except it was pretty dumb travelling for like 6hrs to and fro T___T

And we stumbled across this random pretty creek thing near Scenic World just as we were about to leave =)

And then realised it was an awesome waterfall!!!

Cool eh =D Tell me if you want a high res version as a wallpaper...cbb uploading like 4mb right now...

Don't you just hate how slow Night Mode on the camera is? I mean, look at this uber slow fat dude...

Even he's an effing blur!!!! ROFL!

Thenn the next sunday we went to Newcastle...cause it's far enough lol...and did nothing except buy stuff from Rivers coz it was some 50% off megasale =]

Got new bag with massive zipper down the centre (like Carmen's or someone in our grade's) and awesome joggers xD

And the highlight of the day was watching a never before seen ShittyRail train!! -____-

Though it does look pretty damn awesome...

Now they finally look like one of those pro overseas trains...

Then on Wednesday went with lex, yip, lindy and kelly tran from nsg to the Easter Show!!! Which was awesome cos it was Kids' Day and they let us all in for $10 (including Showlink travel) haha

Met up at Lidcombe where we all waited for lexx who was still like getting dressed 10 minutes after we were supposed to get there =O

Then Lindy sees her neighbour and shouts "Hey Sean" (or name like that) except her neighbour doesn't hear her and keeps walking. And the station guard dude was like "Dude you just got like totally barred." LOL!!!

And, as fate with our deep asian roots would have it, we were mystically drawn to the Woolworths Fresh Food Dome first...where you can normally feed a whole city. Obviously the recession has hit them hard, cause this time there were like NO FREEBIES/SAMPLES!!??

The Nesquik milk store up the front has vaporised, the Nudie juice bar has evaporated, the azn cooking store with peking duck has been flattened, no more free lollies are given out and the only remaining free food is the uber hot Chilli Factory, some yoghurt and that Macadamia Nut store that's been there for like a decade T__T

Except everytime I went past the nut store all the macadamias had been scabbed by preying asians camping around the stall...

So we camped around the Chilli Factory, which was suspiciously directly adjacent to the gelato store. And Alex and Yip couldn't help but be drawn to the 10++/10 TURBOCHARGE Habanero chilli like idiots are drawn to getting themselves killed and started spooning heaps onto their cracker and shoved it down their mouths.

For the first 5 seconds they're like smiling yeh. And then then Alex's smile suddenly fades and he screams WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!...still marginally grinning. Then he's like "oooh shit" and Yip's like OMFG!!!

Then they start screaming and running to the gelato store and slapping frantically on the glass yelling for ice cream haha =D

plus Alex was like crying :P rofl

Then we meet up with VK and decide to prank him...Lindy and I were like "YEA BE A MAN AND EAT IT! EVEN WE MANAGED IT." And he's like...uh okay...then spoons like even more than lexx and yip combined. We're like sniggering inwardly and when heshoves it into his mouth we all like totally crack up yeh? And he's like..."What?" AND HE JUST HAS NO REACTION TO IT!! LIKE WTF??!! lololol

Then we just go and eat some yoghurt from the Dairy Farmers stall =O Which you can tell is free purely by the overwhelming number of asians outside.

Ooh and there were free Woolworths chip packets they were giving out...next time even if they pay me $50 to eat it I won't (fine maybe for $50) - but it tastes SO GROSS!! It's like eating flattened packaged polystyrene peanuts with really bad MSG sprinkled over the top (yes I know I am in love with MSG, but Woolies has revolutioned a new kind of umami taste to repel even the eagerest of kids).

I gave the rest of the packet to my sis when I got home...

So afterwards we went to the rides...and I kinda chickened out cos I freak out whenever I go on rides (and cos I'm a "pussy" says yip >=[ ) lol

And so they all went on this random suicide ride, then still feel pumped for more, so they go on some Space Spinning thingymajig...Kelly and I totally chickened out on this one too xD

Halfway through alex like tries to spit in front of him to hit lindy in the face (which theoretically under the forces of circular/centripetal/centrifugal motion or something it should have), except it like splats onto the face of some guy under him rofl

Went for "lunch" (at like 5) at the Maccas outside...I was gonna use my random StudentEdge card that Jeffery told me to get...except I have no idea what it does -___- So I just got a Fish Snack Wrap thingo cos they killed poor Double Beef n Cheese =[

During eating we had this strange discussion about Wilson's huge nipples...

Then went back in and met back up with VK who went away with his family and friends...ooh and btw we found Clay there too =D

We were like right in front of VK talking to him on the phone and he's like "WHERE ARE YOUU" lmao stoner haha

Went to the FREAK show where we met all these freaky people...have you guys read Necropolis? THat Horowitz Power of Five novel...and you know how Matt has to walk up that friggin ladder of swords?

This girl there can do that too!!! And can stand up on two swords being lowered from the ceiling when coming back down!

This old guy can swallow one of those long balloons and make it come out of his ass rofl

And there was Space Cowboy whom Lindy was totally in love with =O He was pretty cool though =P Like he rode a huge 3-4m unicycle! And while doing that was able to juggle 3 swords! BLINDFOLDED!!!

And he's got the record for the most swords swallowed - like 13 or something - he needed surgery to have magnets put in his chest to stop them piercing his heart.

Went to get uber cheap showbags after - like the NOVA one for $15 and Twisties ones for $2 cos its the last day.

And we went to watch the night show - they FINALLY changed the play from The Man from Snowy River and Clancy of the Overflow...it's now The Story of True Blue - some random doggy.

But the actual play is so random...like these Abbos suddenly come in randomly halfway clapping on their sticks, horses in shining LEDs start galloping around, Anguses and sheep thunder around and stuff.

Like...WTF IS THIS!!??

It's actually the horse clad in LEDs...only with slow shutter speed lol

But the best part was the house spontaneously combusting =D

Then we had to like sing Waltzing Matilda and the We Are Australian songs =] We like sang super loudly - with me singing not unlike during VA in Yr 7 xD guudmemeories

Then Alex's like "Dude dare you to scream JIAOYOU (mando for come on) They'll like come up and bash you." ROFL!! Couldn't stop lmao for ages lol

The Holden (now Toyota) and Motor X turned all pussy cos it was wet and they just like drove laps around the arena...

Some nooby girl won the $200 DairyFarmers were giving away (something about a star being beneath her seat) - Lindy was like running to all the chairs on our row looking for the star haha

Then it was the fireeworkss =D Which was pretty awesome except I cbf to upload the videos cause I just realised Blogger has a limit on the storage size of your blog =.= And you hafta pay for more...

This person near us didn't know the words to the "My People" Presets song...so they were like:

nananannana MY PEOPLE

mumblemumblemumble MY PEOPLE

lol T_________T

Got one more Twisties bag, and then we went homeee... =D

Gotta go catch up on work before 2morrow (today) now =O Ttyllll

YES!!! Holidays!

Though I can probably guarantee you that by the end of next week I'll be like sick of holidays and sitting in front of my computer stoned.

Holidays pretty much mean catching up on all the work I couldn't be bothered to do during the school term, like variation and stupid Chapter 2 & 3 with McCready. Though it shouldn't be too hard, considering how the textbook is often such a better science teacher than she is. It even knows what conventional current is! That's right.

I know I shouldn't talk too much about school stuff here, because I'll mostly end up like those people Twittering/Facebooking about their job and getting fired 2 days later. It's so frustrating not being able to vent your feelings online, because you know that either your blog is being stalked by teachers/principals (just like our Facebooks and Bebos) or some little birdie will tweet to your teacher about the nice little article you wrote about her blatant incompetence.

(see http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2009/04/08/1238869963400.html)

She did not name the department or any individuals in her message but a colleague and Facebook friend saw the update and passed it on to her boss. She was promptly "escorted out of the building" on her next day back at work.

Anywayy we are sooo screwed for half yearly =[

Don't feel like writing anything today...so yeh

Gonna go sleep or something T__T

cya =)

Jing hang is hilarious =D

LOL I just couldn't go without writing about Jinghang's uber noobiness...which we will talk about later =P

sooo...last week of school began yesterday =O so we threw that "farewell" party for ms chen in the morning, "farewell" here meaning our sitting down and watching a movie while happily munching on the scarce food which only like 7 out of 16 or whatever people brought while Ms. Chen sitsin the background watching with us =]

So sad =[ And it turns out they haven't even found a substitute teacher yet. As is the case with science where we are stuck with McCready indefinitely. Top Ruse ><"

Anyway at the end of the day came Cadets...during which we noobs who didn't get picked to go to the Hyde Park thingo for tomorrow had to go do drill over and over on the oval. Ironically we got ordered around by noobier cadets =[ lmao

And while we were doing drill on the oval, we suddenly realise that someone had placed 2 sets of tables and chairs OUTSIDE on the ledge of C block...i.e. dangling precariously 10-15m from the ground...everyone just went like WOAH!!!

So after like 2 hours of doing nothing, Jinghang, Victor, Austin and I decided to go crash the physics and chem classes. GREAT IDEA JINGGGG =D lol

Well it seemed like a great idea at the time...only the classes were at L block, and we were at the canteen with all the CUOs and WOs and SGTs and Hyde Park people doing their uber drill on the quadrangle. And we thought merely crossing the quadrangle would be too conspicuous. Oh no, we needed to be stealthier ^____^

And Jinghang suddenly comes up with the brilliant idea of crossing through C block to get to L block (cos there's 2 bridges leading from C block to P block which in turn leads to L block). So we do an uber leopard crawl all the way down the C block corridor till we get to the history staffroom, except the door leading to P block is like locked by a huge padlock.

No matter. We just go down to the underground level (C0.1) to get to P block. And of course, as luck would have it, there's another 2 padlocks locking the double doors...

OK...so we ran up to the maths staffroom and tried that door. Guess what? Another hugeass padlock. By this stage we were all panting and tired so we just gave up, and instead went into every classroom looking for which one had the chairs and desks outside. Turns out it was C2.1 btw...Howlett threatens that whoever keeps talking in class is getting thrown out there to do their work =P lmao

And we leisurely make our way back down to the ground level. At which point we suddenly realise the door won't open. And we're like SHITSHITSHITJINGSHITHANGSHITSHITSHIT. Then Jinghang's like:

"You noobs. There's a latch up the top you have to undo."

So he undoes it...wait it's already undone. Shit.

And we're like all frantically adrenalinisedly trying to bash open the door all the while without the CUOs and WOs and leet Hyde Park people on the quadrangle (like a few metres away) noticing we're there. Except along comes Joshua out of nowhere...and tells us there's...

You guessed it: "Another hugeass padlock" on the other side...LOLWTFBBQ??! We were gone for like 2 minutes and the cleaner locks the door...how nooby =[

So I'm like: "Hey there's the doors leading out from the drama room. Remember?"

And we sprint there though secretly we kinda know deep down they're gonna be locked too.

Guess what? They are.

As are the doors leading to A block, and every other conceivable door. Oh crap.

So we sit there on the ground for like 3 minutes silently going through what options we have...

A Spending the night in our beloved C block

B Screaming for the cleaner in Portugese or whatever he speaks

C Putting our lives in the hands of Joshua to go get help

D Calling for help from the CUOs and getting them to get somebody like the fire station to bash down the doorand risk never getting promoted again for cadets due to our extreme noobiness.

Andd we chose...E

"Uh...why don't we just climb out the windows?"

DUH!! =D

So we just open it, and clamber out one by one, dropping like 3 metres to the ground below. Ironically, this attracted 10 times more attention than merely walking across the quadrangle would have done.

The entire cadet platoon freezes, ogles at us and laughs >.<" 

LOL TOP JING =D

Though I have to admit it was pretty funny =)

Anyway yea I should go do maths...

been able to procrastinate 4 hours now T___T amazing...

Sorry

I haven't posted in such an extraordinarily long time. I've just been completely preoccupied with writing a good short story for this competiton; a story in which there is zero sarcasm and irony...though it's so hard to avoid adding in that occasional jab of fun at something.

Anyway, so yesterday was fete =]

Speaking of which, did anyone else find this mildly amusing?

Obviously we suddenly realised that getting people we don't know might not be an entirely wise idea.

Had to go at 11:30 for like the cadet demonstrations - which I must admit utterly fell flat on its face. Oh oops, that would be an understatement.

We set up like 2 hutchies and spent 20 minutes looking for this huge green tarpaulin-like cover which had "Carlingford Produce" proudly displayed in white paint on the front. Turned out it was in that Bishop Block next to the canteen; the one with the sports storeroom and loft, and was in this tiny alcove that everyone just walks past normally (even I never noticed it before yesterday).

Like you walk down the road from the canteen towards the school gates and its the FIRST thing on your left as you pass Bishop Block. It looks like just some ordinary panel - but it's a secret room =P

Then I like left afterwards because there was pretty much nothing much to do except bum around and eat and watch the infinite curry dances. I need my beauty sleep =D Though it turns out I actually won something in the raffle. Which is pretty awesome ^_________^ Some hair makeover or something for my sis.

And did anyone else see that OMFGOMFGOMFOGF freaky-jap-horror-moviesque girl walking around in a long kimono in chains with her hair all ruffled down her face and those silent slippers? She was like scaring the crap out of everyone rofl ^^

Anyway, feel pretty good today cause I was able to cheat time of one hour. Kind of...cos it did steal one hour off me before. lmao found the most hilarious letter to the editor today. Some dumb bogan farmer noobzorr =D

"It is so logical, for six months of the year we have an extra hour each day of that hot afternoon sun."

LOL bogans =) Anyway they were handing out these mini boxes of chocolate Special-K flakes the other day, and I found the freaking hugest chocolate flake EVER!

Behold:

It might not look big from here but if you take into account the size of the smaller one to the bottom right which was already like 3cm wide and that each line in my maths book is 8mm...yea it's BIG.

Even domo-kun agrees =] See him drooling in the background...

Ah well g2g finish off my english "masterpiece" xD cyaaa

Bloody Wet Periods

Yeh yeh, I know that was lame =D Whatever.

You have have noticed I removed the entire post I wrote yesterday in which I rambled on and on about a certain teacher, due to the prudent advice from a friend that it would be imprudent to do so as he believes teachers stalk our blogs or some duckhead will become a little birdie [get it?! see it wasn't a typo xD] and run screaming to the certain teacher to point this out. So yeh...

Poured like "excrement" today =[ And so sport got cancelled and we ended up with maths and science and english.
Lolzor Mayers: "You will be in deep excrement if you do not start working soon" =D

anyway, got to school at 8. That's right, I'm not dumb enough to waste my beauty sleep coming at god-knows-what-hour - though some funny noobs did and stood around for like 1 hr waiting lol

Then we got free food at the end of the assembly!!! Pretty awesome ^^

Me very happy today. Me first think us no get laptop. Think only 9 year. But read google news me did and after through reading like 50 articles say rollout to year 9 i find article say

Students currently in Years 10, 11 and 12 will be given one laptop between two students to use in class, and those computers will be in schools by the year's end.

Meunhappy then. Methinks who will get laptop by yr 12 end then? Then think me school take back laptop and get angry =[

Me get angrier and angrier as me read on about all the pro software laptops is getting, like cs4, office enterprise, visual studio, etc.

but then i find article that say:

The rollout will start in term three this year – every year nine student will have a computer, years 10 to 12 for now will make do with one for every two, but in subsequent years they too will have one each.

YEAAAAAAAAAA!!! =D

awwwwsummm!!

ah well ttyl gonna go write some short story for writing comp
cyaa ^^