Wednesday, December 31, 2008

It's that time of the year again =]

(btw I have now decided to use proper grammar and sentences in my blog since blogz ritten lik dis r imposble 2 read)

New Year's Eve. With like 5 million dollars' worth of fireworks going off tonight when everyone's like already poor as crap...perfectly reasonable though. Remember to keep your pets indoors or the fireworks will zap their brains out.

To be blunt, I hated 2008. It was boring, lame and laced with horrors like Chan (with whose help our whole class failed) and McCready and so on and so forth. Ruse teachers suddenly decided to runnnn before our school crashes and burns lol, some of which include Wearne, O'Reilly and Alder (two of the best maths teachers), Best, Arnison, Bialy (THE best science teacher), Russell, etc =[ Why can't people like McKenzie go instead =____=

Sorry to everyone whom (yes proper grammar =D) I may have annoyed due to my terminal verbal diarrhoea and mental constipation over the year (...fine Andrew Li sorry for throwing those spiky nettle things at your head everytime we went down to the farm =D).

I reckon the only good thing about 2008 was the Canberra excursion...not that good old Carotel was exactly the liveable accommodation in which I hoped we would live - though it was awesome dipping Hari's hand into warm water while he was asleep to try and make him piss his pants and Jeffery and my playing "Peg the marshmallow at Alvin" ^_____^ hehe

There's really nothing else to talk about 2008 because nothing really happened - the only fun year in high school was probably like in year 7...cause our class was actually really close instead of being machetefied into 10000 different cliques like it is now...like u have the bballers in this corner then the touchers (...people who play touch) in the other, and C blockers -___-, then the "Jess" group and then people who have been separated from all their friends due to Goggin's ingenious plan to split everyone up and not listen to anyone's protests...even that of a future serial killer's (Ruse people will know about whom I'm talking - hope he doesn't read this blog lol).

Yea...anyway there's the end of my thoughts for 2008. Leave you with this hilarious article; a man who was left for 6 hours in a hospital while the staff were busy posing for a staff calendar -.-' He died two days after Christmas. Ironically, the calendar happened to joke about waiting times:

Anyway g2g relatives here - have an uber new yr everyone =D

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I have finally

found the energy to upload my awesome plushies =D my awesome domokuns and 9998 other plushies ^^ hehe here are the uber 1337 domokuns:



You can even see the little kid they mated and produced via asexual reproduction =) arent they so cute...and the tae kwon doe costume too lol - the naked domokun had this spacesuit on but it was ugly so I STRIPPED it >.<
And heres the rest of the posse - except the reindeer was from Go-Lo and the pandas my awesome auntie. The mario kart mushie's the one which vibrates (tehehehe) and the arch shaped "thing" is a neckrest for sleeping in the car =D
and the azns will notice the ding dong (doraemon) smotherd in that pineapply thing...which is actually this azn pun for like "gum bore lore" which literally translates to golden pineapple but like means an uber baby =] like the baby doraemon....

ANYWAY I also got like heaps of Nike samples from my cuz who works for them..and here is domokun endorsing them:



hehe..doesnt he truly look like a karate expert now =) so cute lmao

and the disney toyyy (Made in China):



As you can see it is also subject to the grand Asian rule - to screw up and fall apart in less than 15 seconds...the swing on the top like jams and also kills the yellow gear.

oh btw since this is like a new blog i decided to give u an insight into my pristine bedroom:



Yes...this is the hole in which I have thrown everything from Year 7 until now, the contents of which comprise mainly of newsletters, books, and one silverfish which I have spent the last three years trying to track down and slaughter =D

There are all the photos - sorry for the woeful quality but I'm being capped again (have like a few mb left). I shall make an attempt to post daily or every second day...all the blogs I know except for like Lawrence's and karans and gusta's and James Chen's have like fallen apart after a few days =[

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Don't you just love summer holidays...me neither

I don't know why I made this blog. Maybe cos everyone else was making one and I thought "Yay how about I make a blog too so I can look back on it a gazillion years later and go "My life was so cool cos I spent it all blogging."" Or maybe it was just cos I was driven so insanely bored by holidays with nothing to do...

Summer holidays...6 weeks of highly productive sleeping till 2pm while every other azn kid is off nerding for the maths placement test next year -.-' like Jess...who found it somehow appropriate through the logic of her enigmatic twisted mind to blame me for her getting thrown into R and spent the whole last 2 periods of the last day trying to undescend my balls...as if it were my fault she didnt get in the top class -______-'....females...or i guess just jess

Christmas this year was very unchristmasy...we didnt even do anything remotely christmasy...even like four christmases (holidays) had nothing to do with christmas apart from it being an excuse to get more viewers during the holiday .I got like 3 presents - an iDog, doraemon mat and a panda plushie from my awesome rentz, grandma and aunt!!! =) My dad's side of the family is uber stingy though - there's like 20 of them and none of them gave us any presents =[ 

My mum came back from HK today with like 10000 late christmas presents though =D (these came from her side of the family, who on the contrary is unbelievably generous and kind and fun to be around. Sadly I haven't seen them for so long now.). I'll like upload some pics tomorrow or something of the pure awesomeness of these pressies, like a mariokart mushroom cushion which VIBRATES!!! (no i use it solely for the purpose of irritating my sister not for anything else -.-), two awesome DOMOKUNNS (hence the name of this awesome blog) the size of your head, and this disney lego block thing that uses gears to operate, and 9996 other things which will blow ur mind should I spend the rest of the day describing them =D

Ah well I'm gonna go watch some movies now =) btw if u havent watched WALLE u have to cos it is the best pixar movie everrrr - and dont bother with four christmases if u want a christmas movie - the day the earth stood still ends like shit though the rest is ok and if u can be bothered frost nixon (its post watergate) is meant to be uber good but i just found the last few minutes interesting where frost like pwns nixon...

And if you're planning to go watch The Curious case of Benjamin Button in cinemas, i suggest you dont talk - this fan of brad and cate shot this other man who was talking during the film (or should i say "Man shoots movie viewer who pushed his 'Button'" top joke eh =D )

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